Banished to the basement for 10 years

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Austin.Was.My.Hero, Jul 13, 2015.

  1. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

  2. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    I can do it for 35 points--$5,000,000. Lol
     
  3. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Well let's hear them then
     
  4. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Garden, library, kitchen, computer, video games, TV, pool table.30 points
     
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    No doctor or no hygiene?



    Hillbilly
     
  6. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Use library to read on organic toiletries grow my own. Got a shower and sink
     
  7. Water?
     
  8. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Fully furnished I would assume water is included
     
  9. You know what happens when you ass/u/me
     
  10. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    I get 10 million dollars.
     
  11. Good,you need it. I took your last pair of socks and your gaming console too!
    .D*
     
  12. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

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  13. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    a good woman, and a beer conveyor.
     
  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Is this 18 year disease free? And the sex unlimited?
     
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Lots of assuming has to be done here
     
  16. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Resort to cannibalism when you,are done with the woman?
     
  17. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    beer is a food group, and you don't need to consume her, just snack a little

    screw @turdferguson
     
  18. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Am I to assume she won't lay there like a dead fish? Does she expect me to please her too? Oral also? Will I have to talk to her? Will she cook for me and clean?


    :censored2: it women are too complicated. No woman.
     
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  19. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    2 18 year olds please...unless they talk. If they talk, I'll just take hand lotion and the unlimited drugs. In fact, keep the $10 million and just give me the unlimited drugs.
     
  20. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    @turdferguson wants a ruling on substituting sheep for a puppy?