Buyout Update?

[Manager Wants Buyout]

Anyone hear anything about what's going on with buyouts at Express or Services?

 

[GoodGrief]

Anyone hear anything about what's going on with buyouts at Express or Services?

All kind of speculation and rumors, but nothing solid.

 

[Goldilocks]

Attention Memphis! Topped out couriers would really like a buyout! Please!!

 

[55+]

Me too!..Not topped out but over 55 and more than ten years in.

 

[Manager Wants Buyout]

Yeah, at this point I'll take one. Does anyone know about how much they offer for time served? I heard one month for every three years from an FXO team member and one guy on an online video was with the company 27 years and got 9 months. Like everything here, that's kind of a disrespectful offer but like many people, disrespect the hell out of me, just cut my check and I'll move on.

 

[Triple F]

Me too!!!!!!!!!!!!! ATTENTION MEMPHIS: FedEx Office has BUYOUT FEVER. You're well paid managers and team members are ready to leave and are anxiously awaiting some good news. Shop, add me to cart and BUY ME OUT!!!!! I'm ready to start over on my own. You've destroyed the team members, cut their pay, taken their bonuses, tortured them over their wiping and scrubbing talents and ability to shove a ream of paper in someone's face in hopes of an extra $1. The level of engagement couldn't be lower. We have the National Bid Center (NBC-it's called) but NBC is well known by the managers as NoBody Cares.

 

[Triple F]

Rumors buzzing that the company will do buyouts on some operational positions due to how bad Office is doing. Expect some managers and trainers to roll out. That's straight out of the training department in Dallas.

 

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

...tortured them over their wiping and scrubbing talents...

So, this actually happened? Wow, I did not think any company could ever set the bar that low.

 

[Triple F]

Yes. If you don't wipe walls, pick staples out of the carpet, clean windows, dust to perfection, check every box on a checklist or miss any little detail expect to be out of a job. It's happening all over. David Sutter, VP, is leading a wiping revolution and he's obsessed with bankrupting sales so we can streamline our cleaning regime.

 

[Glorifiedpackmule]

Yes. If you don't wipe walls, pick staples out of the carpet, clean windows, dust to perfection, check every box on a checklist or miss any little detail expect to be out of a job. It's happening all over. David Sutter, VP, is leading a wiping revolution and he's obsessed with bankrupting sales so we can streamline our cleaning regime.

Wow! That sounds terrible.

 

[Glorifiedpackmule]

Wow! That sounds terrible.

 

[Glorifiedpackmule]

Yes. If you don't wipe walls, pick staples out of the carpet, clean windows, dust to perfection, check every box on a checklist or miss any little detail expect to be out of a job. It's happening all over. David Sutter, VP, is leading a wiping revolution and he's obsessed with bankrupting sales so we can streamline our cleaning regime.

Maybe this is Freds way officially welcoming Kinko's to the FedEx family.

 

[MrFedEx]

Yes. If you don't wipe walls, pick staples out of the carpet, clean windows, dust to perfection, check every box on a checklist or miss any little detail expect to be out of a job. It's happening all over. David Sutter, VP, is leading a wiping revolution and he's obsessed with bankrupting sales so we can streamline our cleaning regime.

Maybe Sutter has OCD.

 

[I Am Jacks Damaged Box]

Maybe Sutter has OCD.

This kind of OCD?

[video=youtube;GjJCdCXFslY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJCdCXFslY[/video]

 

[DOWNTRODDEN IN TEXAS]

I wish I could just keep hitting like on this one....absolutely one of my favorites!....lol

 

[Catatonic]

This kind of OCD?

[video=youtube;GjJCdCXFslY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJCdCXFslY[/video]

Love this movie.
I'm always asking people if they have seen my red stapler.

 

[Manager Wants Buyout]

Haha, Triple friend. A manager I know ranks cleaning bathrooms equal to service and he's never been told to shut up or that he's wrong, the DM agrees! My personal preference is to use Magic Eraser scrubbing pads for our walls. I told my DM that I apologize but I've never been very good at wiping but now that I'm being held accountable for wiping thoroughly, I'll make sure I wipe really hard. He gets pissed.

 

[MrFedEx]

Haha, Triple friend. A manager I know ranks cleaning bathrooms equal to service and he's never been told to shut up or that he's wrong, the DM agrees! My personal preference is to use Magic Eraser scrubbing pads for our walls. I told my DM that I apologize but I've never been very good at wiping but now that I'm being held accountable for wiping thoroughly, I'll make sure I wipe really hard. He gets pissed.

You can't make this stuff up. FedEx is so completely effed-up that it IS actually getting hilarious. Maybe I can love my job again.

 

[Manager Wants Buyout]

Funny. That's how many of us get through our days, just laughing at the nonsense and mess they make.

 

[CJinx]

Maybe he was visiting a field location and it was filthy? lol