Cool and not cool UPS drivers.

[Catatonic]

ill admit it and i guarantee ill catch hell for this but i sag in my brown shorts, i dont care what nobody thinks...they make them way to short and i cant stand having shorts that come above my knees

There are worse things than having a saggy butt.

 

[ups1990]

There are worse things than having a saggy butt.

Like saggy boobs, on man.

 

[Dagoof]

They now make the shorts in two different lengths. reg and now a longer size.

 

[dilligaf]

a reputable news source ran a whole article on this

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27862

Well!!!, I think I'm offended. Not one mention of us women wearing shorts. It's all about the guys.............................

 

[thelus]

So many guys try too hard to be cool, while wearing the uniform. If you've never been perceived as "cool", then most likely, your attempts will fail.
Some people are just cool by nature. They they don't need to roll up their sleeves to show off arms that have not picked up a weight in 15 years or start smoking or get tattoos.

President's Kennedy, Clinton, & Obama= cool

President's Ford and Carter=not cool.

OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS

 

[raceanoncr]

Whilst being interviewed on "The Bob and Tom Show" about his wearing sunglasses indoors at the time, John Mellencamp replied:

"The sun never sets on cool"

It is now my mantra.


j/k

 

[705red]

a reputable news source ran a whole article on this

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27862

I love reading the onion. The spin and humor they put in every story has me laughing.

 

[NHDRVR]

Cool is a state of mind.

 

[705red]

Who says whats cool? What is cool to me or you might not be cool to others.

I have never been one to worry about hat others have thought of me, I am how i am! Cool or not, but Im cool! lol

 

[ups1990]

OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS

Your kidding right?
I stay away from threads deemed as "trolling".

 

[Raw]

I role up my sleeve`s so they don`t catch on the pkg car handle, plus I work out 3-4 days a week and have really buff & cut arms!!

 

[over9five]

The coolest of the cool. The Men of the Brown Cafe Moderator Team: Scratch, DS, Satellitedriver, Over9five, Hoaxter, and Tonyexpress

 

[danlin]

Nothing is cooler than the brown uniform "daisy duke" shorts they give us.

For you younger drivers you can now order shorts in a longer length. One of our drivers did. He thinks he is kewl, I think they look kind of dorky. According to Men's Health Mag all mens shorts should hit just above the knee. So that is the way I wear mine and also with a sock in the crotch, now that is cool

 

[danlin]

Oh and btw....Good luck ordering said shorts...it will have to be summertime and you will have to give reasons why you are turning in the old ones as well as give up your first born

 

[705red]

The coolest of the cool. The Men of the Brown Cafe Moderator Team:

Scratch, DS, Satellitedriver, Over9five, Hoaxter, and Tonyexpress

Over every good tool needs a shed over it!

 

[cino321]

So that is the way I wear mine and also with a sock in the crotch, now that is cool

Amen Brother.

 

[over9five]

Aren't you cooler when you don't need a sock???

 

[QKRSTKR]

sleeves are better rolled up, cooler. Good luck ordering the tail less jacket shirts in regular. I was told we can no longer get them. Now they are all longs that look like a freaking dress. Very uncool. What are the ladies suppose to look at when I walk away and my bottom is covered up?

I did get very nice compliments on my tan yesterday.

 

[dilligaf]

The coolest of the cool. The Men of the Brown Cafe Moderator Team:

Scratch, DS, Satellitedriver, Over9five, Hoaxter, and Tonyexpress

You know, Over, that you are going to have AJ drooling all over the floor. You do have a mop handy right?

 

[overallowed]

Forgot to mention president Reagan= Very cool.

He was just as cool as my senile next door neighbor.