Driving home from vacation...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bendattheknees, Jun 16, 2015.

  1. bendattheknees

    bendattheknees New Member

    My family and I were driving home from a nice long vacation today and I saw a FedEx ground truck delivering to a business at 8:00 am. I figured the UPS driver would be right behind him:D Or by the end of the day. Or not at all depending on whether the center is on Orion or not. Does this not make us look inferior? I'm lucky if I'm at my first business by 9:30. Thoughts?
     
  2. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    you need a life.
     
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  3. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Do you mean a fictional one like yours?
     
  4. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum


    My only thought is you should ignore what time you notice FedEx trucks on the road.

    Hope this helps.
     
  5. bendattheknees

    bendattheknees New Member

    Not really, I have it pretty good. Now if I could only get my skin to be a nice orange hue like yours, then I would be set.
     
  6. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    im on vacation this week and next and NEVER think about work. but I do like to come here and give people a hard time . it amuses me.
     
  7. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    How about a living through others vicarious life like your's?
     
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  8. bendattheknees

    bendattheknees New Member

    You never think about work? You replied to my first ever thread in four minutes. On your vacation. From a tanning bed. Ok that last one I made up.
     
  9. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    I go to skunk beach on lake Tahoe and sunbath naked. ( I get more tips being tanned. I strip sunday nites at one of the gentlemens clubs in reno )
     
  10. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Careful, you'll get Dave all excited.
     
  11. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    if I do , I expect to get paid.
     
  12. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    This reminds of a video on MTV (yes, back when they actually played videos) of a guy calling a 1-900# and fantasizing that the woman on the other end of the line was a hottie when in actuality she was a 300 lb'er.
     
  13. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Thou shalt not work on the Sabbath.
     
  14. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    So you are excited.
     
  15. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Not at all.

    I was just pointing out that the Internet let's us be whomever we want.

    Some of us like to portray ourselves as strippers while others portray ourselves as know it all condescending assh*les.

    I don't dance so I think you know which one I am.
     
  16. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Oh, I know.



    I'm just not sure if it is just a portrayal in your case.
     
  17. Orion inc.

    Orion inc. I like turtles

    Someone's got a crush
     
  18. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    I was going to ask you about that.

    While I am flattered with all of the attention that you have been giving me lately, you should know that I don't swing from that side of the plate.
     
  19. Orion inc.

    Orion inc. I like turtles


    Sorry I'm happily married, unlike you. I just call you out on your hypocritical BS. Tell me, what's it like in your basement with your cat , being the internet superstar you are without a life?

    With your winning personality, I'll highly doubt you even get a chance to be at bat let alone swing from ANY side of the plate.
     
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  20. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    that's OK. I'd rather be down below with all my friends.