Five Word Story

[ajblakejr]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of

Alice trapped in the closet

 

[Dizzee]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet

dressed in latex and oiled

 

[ajblakejr]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet

dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is

 

[Dizzee]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet

dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids

 

[fethrs]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked!

 

[ajblakejr]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

(Welcome Back...Fethrs !!!)

 

[over9five]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

 

[ajblakejr]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky

 

[over9five]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky

pulled out his chastity belt.

 

[ajblakejr]

Elmer saw his friend, Porky, sharing a cab ride with Sam the butcher. Not a comfortable experience for Porky. "Bacon
and eggs!", Sam thought, licking his cabmate on the neck.
Bean with bacon soup was also possible with big Porky! Possibilities were endless for a lonely butcher and his portly pal. Some soft candlelight, a very well sharpened axe for shreading love letters from Alice. Sam licked his lips while Porky shuddered to think of Alice trapped in the closet dressed in latex and oiled like the (blank) she is.

Porky had seen the polaroids and he was shocked, shocked! Meat wasn't Sam's only hobby.

Or was it??? <snicker, snicker!!>

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmited distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmited distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn

 

[ajblakejr]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy!

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy!

You got to MAN UP!"

 

[Dizzee]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!"

Porky puffed out his chest

 

[moreluck]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest

to show off his medals

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.

(None were for "Bravery" however).

 

[moreluck]

Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award

was given to Porky because

 

[moreluck]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award was given to Porky because

he trimmed James's beard once.

 

[Dizzee]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.

Another was a USDA stamp