Five Word Story

[ajblakejr]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.

Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked

 

[moreluck]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked

in hot pink to match

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match

his PETA lifetime member card.

 

[moreluck]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card.

Porky gathered all the courage

 

[Dizzee]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage

a stuttering cartoon pig can

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can

muster and stood at his

 

[toonertoo]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can

muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting

 

[ajblakejr]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can

muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

But what Porky didn't know

 

[ajblakejr]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

 

[over9five]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster.

 

[ajblakejr]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say,

 

[BLACKBOX]

Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot

 

[ajblakejr]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you.

 

[Dizzee]

Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you.

Porky never knew what hit

 

[moreluck]

Re: Five Word Story
Scared of Sam's Darkside, Porky pulled out his chastity belt which transmitted distress to Foghorn Leghorn.

"Boy! I say, boy!", Foghorn answers the distress call. "Boy! You got to MAN UP!" Porky puffed out his chest to show off his medals.
(None were for "Bravery" however).

One, the James Beard Award, was given to Porky because he trimmed James's beard once.
Another was a USDA stamp, a Prime Choice tattoo inked in hot pink to match his PETA lifetime member card. Porky gathered all the courage a stuttering cartoon pig can muster and stood at his nasty, piggy slop trough waiting for Foghorn to take Butcher Sam OUT of this world.

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit

him as he lay dying

 

[over9five]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying,

roasting in his own fat.

 

[moreluck]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.

The aroma permeated every inch

 

[Dizzee]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.

The aroma permeated every inch

of Denny's that dreary morning

 

[moreluck]

But what Porky didn't know was Foghorn liked thick bacon.

Foghorn was an untrustworthy rooster. Ask Chicken Little. "I say, boy! You have a lot of sky fallin on you. Porky never knew what hit him as he lay dying, roasting in his own fat.

The aroma permeated every inch of Denny's that dreary morning.

Even the Moons over Myhammy