Good quotes or metaphors to use when question about performance

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by OVERBOARD, May 17, 2012.


    OVERBOARD Active Member

    One of my favorites is when I tell the Sup “ I am like a wheelbarrow the more you load it up, the slower it goes” I always get a good chuckle out of that one. I was wondering if any drivers out there have any good or funny quotes, need some new material. You always got to try to have some fun at work, even if no one else is.
  2. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    The more work you give me, the longer it takes to get it done.

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    Post twice cant get rid of second post. screw up already
  4. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    What do you mean I'm over allowed, you allowed me to go out with that much crap in the truck.
  5. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    One stop at a time and get done safely, nothing else matters

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    What I cant believe I was over allowed every pkg was set up stop for stop that’s crazy.
  7. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    I have two speeds. If you don't like this one , you are really going to hate the other one.
  8. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    I merged the two threads.

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    Thanks for fixing my screw up
  10. Dragon

    Dragon Package Center Manager

    I am doing the best I can.
  11. Bad Gas!

    Bad Gas! Active Member

    Help me out in the am and I will help you out in the pm...garbage load dispatched= garbage production day......."I am just trying to do the best I can, boss!"
  12. bigblu 2 you

    bigblu 2 you Active Member

    im not much for performance,but i did stay in a holiday inn express last night.

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    I am doing the best I can to make you look good and thats not easy.
  14. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    Hear that one a lot, do you?

    Here's my latest:

    "Look guy, I can't stop time or teleport the truck!"

    Got a quizzical stare for that one...priceless.

    (and then I brought up the mis-loads, the add-cuts that didn't make the cut, ad infinitum).
  15. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    What does telamatics say is the problem?
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Only thing is ever say is. Are you done? Then i head to work .

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    I know but sometimes that gets boring and you need to change it up a little.
  18. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    I don't want to talk about it, I just want to enjoy it. (as you casually walk away )
  19. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    Tell them our company invented telematics not teleportation . I've used it .
  20. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    Did you use this when you were a driver or is it used when the dm and you are on the phone and they ask "what happen to the plan yesterday?"