Good quotes or metaphors to use when question about performance

[OVERBOARD]

One of my favorites is when I tell the Sup “ I am like a wheelbarrow the more you load it up, the slower it goes” I always get a good chuckle out of that one. I was wondering if any drivers out there have any good or funny quotes, need some new material. You always got to try to have some fun at work, even if no one else is.

 

[hurricanegunner]

The more work you give me, the longer it takes to get it done.

 

[OVERBOARD]

Post twice cant get rid of second post. screw up already

 

[Jackburton]

What do you mean I'm over allowed, you allowed me to go out with that much crap in the truck.

 

[superballs63]

One stop at a time and get done safely, nothing else matters

 

[OVERBOARD]

What I cant believe I was over allowed every pkg was set up stop for stop that’s crazy.

 

[Re-Raise]

I have two speeds. If you don't like this one , you are really going to hate the other one.

 

[scratch]

Post twice cant get rid of second post. screw up already

I merged the two threads.

 

[OVERBOARD]

I merged the two threads.

Thanks for fixing my screw up

 

[Dragon]

I am doing the best I can.

 

[Bad Gas!]

Help me out in the am and I will help you out in the pm...garbage load dispatched= garbage production day......."I am just trying to do the best I can, boss!"

 

[bigblu 2 you]

im not much for performance,but i did stay in a holiday inn express last night.

 

[OVERBOARD]

I am doing the best I can.

I am doing the best I can to make you look good and thats not easy.

 

[BrownArmy]

I am doing the best I can.

Hear that one a lot, do you?



Here's my latest:

"Look guy, I can't stop time or teleport the truck!"

Got a quizzical stare for that one...priceless.




(and then I brought up the mis-loads, the add-cuts that didn't make the cut, ad infinitum).

 

[Anonymous 10]

What does telamatics say is the problem?

 

[Brownslave688]

Only thing is ever say is. Are you done? Then i head to work .

 

[OVERBOARD]

Only thing is ever say is. Are you done? Then i head to work .

I know but sometimes that gets boring and you need to change it up a little.

 

[Buck Fifty]

I don't want to talk about it, I just want to enjoy it. (as you casually walk away )

 

[Buck Fifty]

Hear that one a lot, do you?



Here's my latest:

"Look guy, I can't stop time or teleport the truck!"

Got a quizzical stare for that one...priceless.




(and then I brought up the mis-loads, the add-cuts that didn't make the cut, ad infinitum).

Tell them our company invented telematics not teleportation . I've used it .

 

[Coldworld]

I am doing the best I can.

Did you use this when you were a driver or is it used when the dm and you are on the phone and they ask "what happen to the plan yesterday?"