Good Quotes

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Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
Ogden Nash

 

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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Woody Allen

 

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Homer Simpson


Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

 

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