How to become a small sort employee

[Babagounj]

Have you ever dropped a dime on yourself ?

 

[Random_Facts]

A lot of people here will put you down because you're in the small sort. By golly if no one did small sort, then it would never move. Someone has to do every job in the building. Go in with a positive attitude, get a positive result. Go in with a negative attitude get a negative result. Expect the worst, pray for the best or something along those lines. Congratulations on getting a job you wanted though. Most who work hard, normally just get extra work on top of that. We're all human here, we do the best we can. Management forgets that most of the time. But that's for another thread. Anyway, well done. Hope you stay with the company for a few years, I wish you the best of luck. (especially near christmas lol).

 

[HotPepper]

Get a herniated disc. Worked for me

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

I was hired directly into smalls off the street.

 

[ORLY!?!]

You can always claim your an alcoholic, the way I seen people do it.

Take their help program, go on 1,2 or 3 months of disability. You are allowed three months of leave from UPS a year. Claim your job is too hard and is making you drink at home.

They will you move you to easier pasture when you return.