If the Horn Blows....

Buck Fifty

Well-Known Member
Company: We will pay you 33.00 an hr to blow your horn.

Me: Ok


Sober is right though, it is the flavor of the week and it will soon pass.

Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors and doesnt hold a candle to UPS.

​BEEP BEEP !!!
 

soberups

Pees in the brown Koolaid
If UPS pays me to blow the horn, I blow the horn.
If customers don't like it, I refer them to my management.

UPS pays us to be professional drivers and make thousands of safe driving decisions on a daily basis.

They also pay supervisors to follow us around, spy on us, and generate some arbitrary number of warning letters each month for failing to blow a horn.

I'm glad I dont have to earn my living that way.
 

retiredTxfeeder

cap'n crunch
My feeder department went off on their share of agendas...I will have to say this for them...if they put notes on the board or on the dispatch window about policy they were about to enforce, they usually did it..at least they gave you warning a couple of weeks in advance.
 
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selfcancelsignal

Guest
i walk up the tire tracks in the driveway and just leave it by the garage.
At first glance, I thought it said you leave it by the garbage. LMAO.


Sent while chasing down unnecessary Dish Network call tags.
 
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ZQXC

Guest
No, we have never had back up beepers. The reason given is that back up beepers give you a false sense of security.

The problem I have with a back up beeper is that the pulsed beeping can mask the initial crunching sound causing excessive damage.
 
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