Last is first

[BSWALKS]

' = 12 inches

 

[MyTripisCut]

Inches is what my wife wants, so I bang twice!

 

[BSWALKS]

Twice is a good start.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Starting is not my problem. Finishing is where I have issues.

 

[moreluck]

Issues/tissues.....grow up!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Up yours!

 

[BaggyPants]

Yours, not "your's" is the proper way to indicate possession.

 

[Future]

Possession is 9/10 of the law

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Law and Order is one of my favorite TV shows.

 

[moreluck]

Shows poor taste in television.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Television has too many channels.

 

[over9five]

Channel is another word for strait.

 

[KOG72]

Strait,George is a great country singer

 

[BaggyPants]

It is said that Singer Island was originally purchased by Paris Singer, son of sewing machine magnet Isaac Singer, as a gift for his mistress.

 

[Brownslave688]

It is said that Singer Island was originally purchased by Paris Singer, son of sewing machine magnet Isaac Singer, as a gift for his mistress.

Mistress.......wanna be mine?

 

[over9five]

Mine is a place you dig for ore.

 

[Catatonic]

Mine is a place you dig for oreos.

Oreos are my favorite cookie!

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[Catatonic]

Ore is a naturally occurring solid material from which a metal or valuable mineral can be profitably extracted or by a friend of the president.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

President(ial) would hardly describe either of our major party candidates.

 

[Catatonic]

Candidates of the two major parties do not deserve my vote.