MrFedEx... you will like this

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by GROUNDIsAHugeSCAM, Jul 14, 2013.

  1. Since you like my writing style... I've been wracking my head all day to come up with a new marketing phrase for Ground. Express utilizes the "Purple Promise".
    Here's my new phrase for Ground.... I personally think it's genius, and quite accurate.

    It is my pleasure to present to the world Ground's new slogan....

    The... Indigo IOU !
     
  2. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    You realize the purple promise is all of fedex right?
     
  3. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    for Express it's known as The Orange Shaft
     
  4. HomeDelivery

    HomeDelivery Well-Known Member

    if he really works out of a cubicle, he should have known team orange's motto ~ Profit-Service-People in that order now
     
  5. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    As we were told, PEOPLE doesn't refer to us anymore, it refers to the customer, and by customer not the person we pickup from or deliver to. the customer is the STOCKHOLDER.

    PSP Profit Stockholder Profit
     
  6. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    or Pricks Screwing Peons
     
  7. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    You're not FedEx...you're a vendor.
     
  8. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Nice deflection.
    You realize the purple promise is all of fedex right?
     
  9. bbsam

    bbsam Moderator Staff Member

    MFE may not like this slogan, but it's probably accurate:

    Fedex Ground: Tomorrow's Express Today
     
  10. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Yep. Express will someday be a bad as Ground.
     
  11. I have a new Office slogan:

    Profit-Profit-Profit.
     
  12. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    ‚ÄčOr T.E.T....makes sense now, the Tet Offensive.