K, first of all, this is from the SPCA... pets should have 2 syllable names, because according to all researches done, it's hard for them just to understand only one.
So here are my picks:
1 ) Simon (from American Idol, smart, wise, but a jerk at times).
2) Stewie (mischiefious baby from Family Guy)
3) Ouzo (because of his colors... black licorice with a white label, Sambuca and Ouzo are basically the same drinks).
4) name it after the next male named hurricane (because the cat came as a surprise, and in a hurry too... get it : hurrycame=hurricane).
5) Peso (because the last owners went to Mexico and wouldn't even leave you one to take care of it).