New Restroom Buddies

[Indecisi0n]

Of course. My gastroenterologist says for a proper bowel movement anything less than 10 minutes is unhealthy and 15 is ideal. My copays are low so I like to see my specialists at least once a year.

My feet fall asleep when I'm on the pot too long.

 

[rss13]

My feet fall asleep when I'm on the pot too long.

I wonder if the squatty potty cures this.

 

[olroadbeech]

god, this question gets axe this at least once a month.

this company is so ANAL!!!!!!!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I wonder if the squatty potty cures this.

I been using stirrups that women use to give birth. That seems to help but leaves me very vulnerable.

 

[BigBrownTown]

You misunderstood your doctor. I am sure he said for someone with a head as big as yours it'd take 10 mins to get it out of your arse and it would be ideal if you weren't such a big . If you want to work then work. If not get out of the way and let someone else have your job. We are grownups here doing grownup work, if you want to play games go back to the sandbox!

Of course. I didn't misunderstand at all. I can get you a doctors note if you like? Thats the same response the PT Sup got.

 

[BigBrownTown]

Brave are they who stand against unrighteous poops. They shall be remembered.

 

[PASinterference]

Next they will do a time study on bowel movements. Think of it as job security for IE.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

You misunderstood your doctor. I am sure he said for someone with a head as big as yours it'd take 10 mins to get it out of your arse and it would be ideal if you weren't such a big . If you want to work then work. If not get out of the way and let someone else have your job. We are grownups here doing grownup work, if you want to play games go back to the sandbox!

YEAH GUY, this is UPS! SUPER SERIAL ABOUT THEM BOXES!

 

[BigBrownTown]

I just love the sandbox.

 

[BigBrownTown]

My feet fall asleep when I'm on the pot too long.

The trick is to put your left foot in, take your left foot out...then shake it all about. I find it helps the flow too.

 

[rss13]

The trick is to put your left foot in, take your left foot out...then shake it all about. I find it helps the flow too.

Just make sure you don't do this under the stall divider. Unless that's your thing.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Just make sure you don't do this under the stall divider. Unless that's your thing.

Always knock three times on the stall door first. A two knock response is a green light.

 

[rss13]

Always knock three times on the stall door first. A two knock response is a green light.

I just knew you would be able to add some more info!

 

[Indecisi0n]

I just knew you would be able to add some more info!

I believe in passing down any and all knowledge that I have that may help my young and older generation.

 

[UniteandWin]

Back in the day on the sort, I was good for a 15 every morning and at least two cigs

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[UniteandWin]

Buy stock in Ups adult diapers now, they come in brown and yellow

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[haller]

Rip open the huggies the preload puts on trucks.

 

[dookie stain]

Rip open the huggies the preload puts on trucks.

I've got 5 boxes of 200 diapers each on my truck today...all for the same 4th floor apartment

 

[LeadBelly]

I've got 5 boxes of 200 diapers each on my truck today...all for the same 4th floor apartment

Use your hand cart!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I've got 5 boxes of 200 diapers each on my truck today...all for the same 4th floor apartment

Adult or infant?

Use your hand cart!

No . (Pun fully intended)