New T-Shirt For UPSers

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by alexcutler1, Jun 18, 2014.

  1. alexcutler1

    alexcutler1 New Member

    What t-shirt would you wear? i am about to create a few. Was thinking about:

    -Because EDD says so!

    -Left turns are for the Post Office

    -United Parcel Numbers

    - NI3

    -I know the methods:
    1: STACK
    2: Jam in truck
    3: Repeat Steps 1 and 2

    -Usually Parked Stupid

    - I survived the Iron Maiden
    (insert picture of an 800)

    - The Few
    The proud
    The over
    allowed


    - "Scan- Don't stare"

    - "No time to talk, I have a hot load!"

    - "Nothin' like a nice set!"

    - "Stop staring at my set!" for girls

    - Do you prefer delivery in the front or the rear?

    - "Drive that package home, baby"

    - "Misloads Happen" On the front...

    "Get Over It!" On the back.

    Let me know what do you think guys.

    Thanks
     
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  2. WESLA

    WESLA It is what it is

    That's good stuff
     
  3. Ive Gotta big package!....that's my shirt
     
  4. Coldworld

    Coldworld Well-Known Member

    One of the Google ads for this thread was for sir Richards natural condoms....probably connected to your post...that's funny shiitt
     
  5. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    FRONT:
    Work safe!*


    BACK:
    *As long as it does not get in the way of production.
     
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  6. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Picture of a driver belly flopping over packages in a stacked out PC...the back reads "because ORION knows best"
     
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  7. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Inde heard that...he just bought new tube socks!
     
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  8. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Front: Three points of contact off the clock
    Picture : hand prints on sides, arrow pointing down

    Back: same as above but on the clock in place of off.
     
  9. Fedex Guy

    Fedex Guy Active Member

    Safe by chance, not by choice!
     
  10. BUCN85

    BUCN85 Active Member

    "Safety first, unless it slows production"



    "This is called the pre-LOAD not the pre-STACK"
     
  11. BUCN85

    BUCN85 Active Member

    Ahhh. Didn't see the post above. Oh Well It's a good one



    "This is called the pre-LOAD not the pre-STACK"
     
  12. You your load got cut. It got swallowed by those two guys in your loop.
     
  13. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    Two trips are for pansies
     
  14. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Arrow pointing down to crotch and words "THIS is my power zone"
     
  15. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    United Profit System
     
  16. sortaisle

    sortaisle Livin the cardboard dream

    ORION made me do it!
     
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  17. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Property of UPS I.E. Department

    "If you have enough time to do your job...we haven't been doing ours!"
     
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  18. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    At UPS we make the simple complex.


    Peak is a four letter word.


    Highly trained professional.
     
  19. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    "10 is the new 8".
     
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  20. I wanna 9.5 u !