Paternity leave question

[Coldworld]

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U is pregnant now

Yes…he’s having carols baby

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

With your child?

Beer

 

[Jkloc420]

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U

 

[542thruNthru]

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U

He's on the toilet because of the worms he got from his turkey.

 

[I have NOT been lurking]

He's on the toilet because of the worms he got from his turkey.

 

[Jkloc420]

Don't have a baby

 

[Staydryitsraining]

Was wondering if anyone can help me with this, is it possible to break up the 12 weeks for example if I wanted to take 2-3 when the baby is born and save the rest for when my wifes leave is over is that possible? I was told it needs to be taken all at once by a co-worker but none of my managers know. Thanks

Men used to be men

 

[542thruNthru]

Men used to be men

Was that before or after they were scared to have a helper?

 

[rod]

Men used to be men

long time ago in a land far away

 

[Staydryitsraining]

Was that before or after they were scared to have a helper?

I never said I was scared. I gave an example on how to get out of it. I'll assume it's just the california education system on your failure to comprehend what I conveyed.

 

[542thruNthru]

I never said I was scared. I gave an example on how to get out of it. I'll assume it's just the california education system on your failure to comprehend what I conveyed.

So you're just a liar then?

 

[Staydryitsraining]

So you're just a liar then?

I never stated I was scared, I think of anything. Ever. However someone complained about their helper and I gave an example of how to get out of using one. Yes I'm a liar.

 

[Thebrownblob]

Was that before or after they were scared to have a helper?

Most asked question….. can they force me to take a helper? My response is….why the hell would you not want one?

 

[oldngray]

Most asked question….. can they force me to take a helper? My response is….why the hell would you not want one?

They can force you. Work as directed. Even if it makes no sense for your route.

 

[Thebrownblob]

They can force you. Work as directed. Even if it makes no sense for your route.

Yep

 

[Thebrownblob]

They can force you. Work as directed. Even if it makes no sense for your route.

Top five answers to Center Manager about why you were so slow with driver helper….

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U: talking about IBonds

@MECH-II :taking a rain bag into the back of the package car.

@Wally : complaining about central state, stealing his pension.

@UnionStrong : yelling at helper for going too slow

@BSWALKS : trying to use @Future pick up lines on helper.

 

[542thruNthru]

They can force you. Work as directed. Even if it makes no sense for your route.

Hell I've taken a helper and had them literally just sit in the jump seat the whole time. All because I was too light and didn't want to finish too early. Made my numbers plummet and management didn't say a word because they just needed to put the helper somewhere.

 

[Jkloc420]

Layoffs are coming, so have your baby now

 

[textat3]

First thing you need is a paternity test to make sure you are the daddy. Just the way things are nowadays. Good luck.

 

[BSWALKS]

Top five answers to Center Manager about why you were so slow with driver helper….

@IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U: talking about IBonds

@MECH-II :taking a rain bag into the back of the package car.

@Wally : complaining about central state, stealing his pension.

@UnionStrong : yelling at helper for going too slow

@BSWALKS : trying to use @Future pick up lines on helper.