Predictions on where technology is going?

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As a condtion of employment, all hourly employees, their spouses, their present children and any future children will be required to have the GPS chips implanted in their necks for tracking purposes.
Because we all, however directly or indirectly, are representatives of "our" company, the company has the right to determine where we are and, at their discretion, decree whether our location is within the constraints of approved locations.

 

[But Benefits Are Great!]

In the tradition of no back-up beeper, no self-canceling blinkers, manual transmissions, and no 3-point seat belts, UPS will bring this attitude to its' logical conclusion;

Future package cars will have no brakes, no reverse gear, and no seatbelts whatsoever. There will be a daily form that must be signed stating that the driver understands that, if they need to stop they must think ahead, that reverse is for idiots, and just don't get in an accident and you won't need your seatbelt.

Question of the day: What good is PAS when loaders are told they have 5 minutes left to get the second half of the packages in the car?