Retiree dreams gone wrong

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by sendagain, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. sendagain

    sendagain Member

    I've been retired close to ten years, but occasionally I get a dream where I am in my UPS truck and suddenly discover on the shelf that I forgot to check my Next Day Air. Sitting there is a pile of overnights that are cranking up my pressure, and inevitably, as I go through the pieces, I find a misload, making the frustration crank even higher. I wonder how many of you get these same dreams from those pressure filled days at UPS.
     
  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Poor guy. I know if I get these I wake up laugh and go back to sleep.
     
  3. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.


    I've been out for six months now, and any time I begin to dream about Parcel, I just roll over and envision my drive on the first tee.

    ​Problem solved!
     
  4. Funfact

    Funfact Well-Known Member

    Nope I don't care if the Air is late now so why would I care when I'm retired. I also could care less about the +/- min pickup window If I make it I make it if not there is always tomorrow.

    You must of been really high strong when you where a driver...
     
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Kind of what I was thinking. I use to have those dreams every now and then but I long made peace with not caring.
     
  6. Ouch

    Ouch Well-Known Member

    When I first started driving I use to dream that I fell asleep during lunch, and when I woke up it was like 4 and I still had business and residential left plus pickups. That dream use to drive me nuts.
     
  7. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    ​Try wearing a looser fitting shirt when sleeping.
     
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    ​Hmmmm?
     
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


    Ppl still wear shirts when they sleep?
     
  10. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    When you get old (retiree) the muscles need some warmth or you get cramps and stiff shoulders.

    ​Your time will come.
     
  11. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    ​my wife will be happy when that day comes. Maybe I won't be poking her all night then.
     
  12. Put on the tea kettle....Grandpa!.....lol
     
  13. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    I'm a deep sleeper and don't remember any dreams. I kinda see this as a benefit especially after these types of examples.
     
  14. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    ​Grandpa Pokey to you!
     
  15. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    when you wake up is there a nocturnal emission???
     
  16. Dont forget to rub some Ben Gay on your stiff joints! And take a little blue pill for the other one! Grandpa Pokey!
     
  17. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    ​You mean you're not going to rub my stiff joint like you normally do?
     
  18. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member




    ​Don't beg.
     
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    :rofl: IVE's double...fisted?
     
  20. Sorry forgot my tweezers!