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[Future]

The last few years have been a struggle at times to walk up a driveway. One day while limping up the driveway of a Mc Mansion the owner was shooting hoops with his kid. I greeted him and waved and continued up the drive. This guy waved and kept playing with his kid. Finally I hobbled up to him and handed him his Zappos box and he asks "are you okay? Looks like your knee hurts." Ya think?

What is a "Mc Mansion"??

 

[joeboodog]

Those are big new houses on little lots.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

What is a "Mc Mansion"??

Aka ....big fancy house

 

[Future]

Aka ....big fancy house

Gotcha... never heard that one lol

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

It just cracks me up. Put the parcel by the side door & rang the bell. Got back to the truck (like mgmt. & methods want us to). Happened to look up & elderly guy is looking at me like WTF do you want? I point down by door. He looks shaking his head & struggles to pick up the "light" box. I felt kinda bad, but it was funny as hell at the same time.

Would it still be "funny as hell" if this were your Grandpa?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The lazy fat guy today got a big surprise when I handed him his package. It was a pretty heavy package I sucked it up and carried it over with one hand the whole way. Handed it to him and the sob almost dropped it on his toe.

He was like holy cow that's heavy. Then looked at me like how the hell did u carry that over here. I just laughed and walked away.

....which is why I always say "it's heavier than it looks" when I hand the package to someone, especially if they reach out with just one hand....

I will admit that I have lost a bit of respect for you after having read your last two posts.

 

[Future]

Would it still be "funny as hell" if this were your Grandpa?

Real drivers dont have Grandpas.... we where Hatched

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

If they put usps or fed ex in my dropbox, I take them out and put them on top of my dropbox and leave them there. I don't care if they blow away, get stolen, or get soaken wet. That's not my problem, its their fault for being retarded and leaving them in the wrong dropoff place freak DUMBTARDS lol.

Would it really be that big of a deal to put the USPS in the nearest mailbox and bring the FedEx to the nearest drop box?

I have 5 drop boxes so this happens all the time. I bring them all to the MBE store. Why penalize the customer for their stupidity?

Like Brownslave, I have lost a bit of respect for you after having read this post.

 

[Future]

Would it really be that big of a deal to put the USPS in the nearest mailbox and bring the FedEx to the nearest drop box?

I have 5 drop boxes so this happens all the time. I bring them all to the MBE store. Why penalize the customer for their stupidity?

Like Brownslave, I have lost a bit of respect for you after having read this post.

Hmmmmmm.... alot of losing respect for others this morn.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Gotcha... never heard that one lol

I have a few on my route. 400k house ,in a 50k neighborhood....it amazes me, that people would do that.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Leaving packages in the muddy water and on top of drop boxes for anyone to take and laughing at elderly people are things that I should respect?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Hmmmmmm.... alot of losing respect for others this morn.

Does anyone,really care??...lol

 

[Future]

Does anyone,really care??...lol

Not really just enticing him .... I am "sick" today ...wanted to laugh a little b4 i go on with my day off lol

 

[selfcancelsignal]

Would it still be "funny as hell" if this were your Grandpa?

Prob. not. 1st time delivering there. Working as directed & following the methods. Lighten up.


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[joeboodog]

Sometimes it's better to let sleeping Daves lie than poke them with a stick.

 

[Future]

I have a few on my route. 400k house ,in a 50k neighborhood....it amazes me, that people would do that.

I have seen that, now that u clarified the meaning. Guy bought 3 houses on a street maybe worth 85-95g.....ripped them down and built a huge home.Idk Y

 

[selfcancelsignal]

If they put usps or fed ex in my dropbox, I take them out and put them on top of my dropbox and leave them there. I don't care if they blow away, get stolen, or get soaken wet. That's not my problem, its their fault for being retarded and leaving them in the wrong dropoff place freak DUMBTARDS lol.

Wow. You're getting hammered on this topic. LMAO. If they're small enough, sometimes I'll try a nearby dropbox or blue post office mailbox. If not, there's a card table right outside our FT sup's office to drop such stupidity off on & they take care of it the next day.


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[Future]

Sometimes it's better to let sleeping Daves lie than poke them with a stick.

He would like the "stick" unfortunately .

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Sometimes it's better to let sleeping Daves lie than poke them with a stick.

But poking.......Is so much fun!

 

[PT Car Washer]

Wow. You're getting hammered on this topic. LMAO. If they're small enough, sometimes I'll try a nearby dropbox or blue post office mailbox. If not, there's a card table right outside our FT sup's office to drop such stupidity off on & they take care of it the next day.


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If there isn't a FedEx box right next to the UPS box just bring them back and give to the night OMS. Not a big deal.