Yeah I got some hydration blah blah blah message while having lunch with my wife. She thinks the boards are so cool so I let her open and read it.
She started laughing and read it to me. I said yep this is the stupid stuff that they deem worthy of interrupting my day everyday. She said wow u guys aren't 5.
Feeders now has this message goop going on now too.
Week ago or so, pretty gnarly snowstorm in the state. Long story short, friend of mine wasn't gonna make it home without violating. Called em. Said they'e pick him up at XXX. Running along, "Red Alert" came across. Of course, you can't bring it up whilst driving. Have to stop. He looks for place to stop without getting stuck. Message reads something like, "Well, there ain't no place to turn around in the median to get you there at XXX." He types em back, and not in these exact words, "Look dumba**es! I said, Mile Marker XXX. There's a truck stop on north."
Cautiously under way again another "Red Alert" comes across. His personal phone rings. He answers with Bluetooth, of course. Another driver askes him when he'll be at XXX. Problem solved. On stopping, he looks at "Red Alert" message. It reads, "OK".
Somebody should take their toys away from them.