Talking Doorbells

[BrownSnowFlake]

Do we have an official policy for [thread title]? Lately I just pretend I can’t hear them. When I would actually engage with them it was almost always a case of the consignee wanting me to leave their booze without a 21+ adult there to sign for it.

Today the doorbell was screaming and swearing as I was walking away. Why is it always the drunkies who think the rules don’t apply to them? Usually these same people would have you buried under the prison if you got caught with some dope.

Personally I think we should stop delivering booze altogether. I’d rather have Chewy back. I used to pay to go to a gym to pick up heavy things and put them back down. When somebody approaches me with slurred speech and alcohol on their breath I just immediately become angry.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do we have an official policy for [thread title]? Lately I just pretend I can’t hear them. When I would actually engage with them it was almost always a case of the consignee wanting me to leave their booze without a 21+ adult there to sign for it.

Today the doorbell was screaming and swearing as I was walking away. Why is it always the drunkies who think the rules don’t apply to them? Usually these same people would have you buried under the prison if you got caught with some dope.

Personally I think we should stop delivering booze altogether. I’d rather have Chewy back. I used to pay to go to a gym to pick up heavy things and put them back down. When somebody approaches me with slurred speech and alcohol on their breath I just immediately become angry.

I do not use the ring doorbells
I knock on the door because I did not want to have a conversation with people that are not home

 

[Bubblehead]

Do we have an official policy for [thread title]? Lately I just pretend I can’t hear them. When I would actually engage with them it was almost always a case of the consignee wanting me to leave their booze without a 21+ adult there to sign for it.

Today the doorbell was screaming and swearing as I was walking away. Why is it always the drunkies who think the rules don’t apply to them? Usually these same people would have you buried under the prison if you got caught with some dope.

Personally I think we should stop delivering booze altogether. I’d rather have Chewy back. I used to pay to go to a gym to pick up heavy things and put them back down. When somebody approaches me with slurred speech and alcohol on their breath I just immediately become angry.

I used to love pretending I didn't hear them on Ring doorbells.

....and you're right, they always wanted me to leave the package.

NOT!!!

 

[Brownwind]

I used to love pretending I didn't hear them on Ring doorbells.

....and you're right, they always wanted me to leave the package.

NOT!!!

Don’t loose your job over it.

 

[Bubblehead]

Don’t loose your job over it.

Lose my job for what?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I used to love pretending I didn't hear them on Ring doorbells.

....and you're right, they always wanted me to leave the package.

NOT!!!

But I can open my garage door the FedEx Kylie is my alcohol in there...

 

[Brownwind]

Lose my job for what?

Signing for a wine box.

It was a general statement directed towards the others that are going to read this.

 

[PT Car Washer]

Signing for a wine box.

It was a general statement directed towards the others that are going to read this.

But the regular driver always leaves my wine boxes without a signature.

 

[SandSpida]

But the regular driver always leaves my wine boxes without a signature.

That’s when I reply with, Well I hope you give him a nice Christmas tip!!!

 

[PT Car Washer]

That’s when I reply with, Well I hope you give him a nice Christmas tip!!!

Left an Info notice with the 1 800 number circled.

 

[DriverNerd]

I ring the bell and knock. Fill out the info notice and leave. If they start talking halfway through I communicate that I need a signature and continue filling out the notice. If they try to tell me to leave it I just tell them I can't, I'll try again tomorrow, tell them to have a good day and walk away. Doesn't matter if they keep talking, just leave. There's nothing else to add.

 

[Fido]

My wine drinkers know better.
They find me on the route now

 

[BrownSnowFlake]

I ring the bell and knock. Fill out the info notice and leave. If they start talking halfway through I communicate that I need a signature and continue filling out the notice. If they try to tell me to leave it I just tell them I can't, I'll try again tomorrow, tell them to have a good day and walk away. Doesn't matter if they keep talking, just leave. There's nothing else to add.

Part of the problem is that UPS does a piss poor job of explaining the signature policy. They’ve redesigned the InfoNotice twice since Carol took over and it still sucks (but now it has a QR code!)

These people make 10x what I do to sit in an air-conditioned office and they can’t write or communicate at an elementary school level.

 

[MyTripisCut]

But I can open my garage door the FedEx Kylie is my alcohol in there...

You sound like a wino on the Ring doorbell

 

[Brownwind]

But the regular driver always leaves my wine boxes without a signature.

Definitely heard that a few times.

 

[Operational needs]

Definitely heard that a few times.

I used to respond to that with, Your regular driver must not need his job like I do.

 

[over9five]

I would not talk to doorbells.

 

[oldngray]

I would not talk to doorbells.

 

[bottomups]

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Is that your sex life?

 

[oldngray]

Is that your sex life?

Are you looking for a date?