The Answer to Everything (at UPS)

[Livin the Dream?]

After much careful research, plus tons of personal experience, I have come up with, what I feel, is the answer to everything at UPS. I am willing to share this knowledge with my UPS brothers & sisters, in the hopes that you, too, can have a simpler, hassle-free existence at UPS. There are two answers, actually that will fit into any possible situation that may arise;

1. "I Do Not Recall"
2. "I'll Work On That"

I have found that there is nothing that comes up at UPS that one or both of these answers does not handle completely.

I have, however, found that answering "I Do Not Recall" to someone saying "hello" is somewhat awkward; however, I have decided awkward is fine.

 

[Catatonic]

After much careful research, plus tons of personal experience, I have come up with, what I feel, is the answer to everything at UPS. I am willing to share this knowledge with my UPS brothers & sisters, in the hopes that you, too, can have a simpler, hassle-free existence at UPS. There are two answers, actually that will fit into any possible situation that may arise;

1. "I Do Not Recall"
2. "I'll Work On That"

I have found that there is nothing that comes up at UPS that one or both of these answers does not handle completely.

I have, however, found that answering "I Do Not Recall" to someone saying "hello" is somewhat awkward; however, I have decided awkward is fine.

That's because you forgot the first reply to everything should be:
"Fine, how are you?"

Only, if the other person insists, should you reply with 1 or 2.

 

[some1else]

my favorite is "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!" and act really offended; it always puts em off balance then my superb dialectical technique finishes the job

 

[Livin the Dream?]

That's because you forgot the first reply to everything should be:
"Fine, how are you?"

Only, if the other person insists, should you reply with 1 or 2.

I will try that - It may alleviate the awkwardness.

my favorite is "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!" and act really offended; it always puts em off balance then my superb dialectical technique finishes the job

I like that alot - use that whenever anyone says anything - "Good morning, how are you?" - "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???!!!"

 

[jennie]

NO, like my Mom always said "kill em with kindness" always works for me!

 

[Catatonic]

NO, like my Mom always said "kill em with kindness" always works for me!

Fine Jennie, how are you?

 

[jennie]

I am dandy hoax, hows you?

 

[rod]

If all else fails-just say "your WHAT iches?"

 

[jennie]

ewwww, now would a woman say that?

 

[some1else]

I like that alot - use that whenever anyone says anything - "Good morning, how are you?" - "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???!!!"

i use just for funs also; like someone says hey tell that idiot... and im nearby i always pretend like i think they are talking about me and start yelling.

 

[rod]

ewwww, now would a woman say that?

apparently you hang out with a higher class of women than I do.

 

[Catatonic]

I am dandy hoax, hows you?

I do not recall.

 

[jennie]

You don't recall, are you that OLD?

 

[OldUPSDriver]

Careful with the "Old" comments!!

 

[Catatonic]

You don't recall, are you that OLD?

I'll work on that.

 

[jennie]

I think now I am supposed to say "How are you?" right?

 

[Catatonic]

I think now I am supposed to say "How are you?" right?

Only if you want to repeat and rinse!

 

[Catatonic]

NO, like my Mom always said "kill em with kindness" always works for me!

Fine Jennie, how are you?

I am dandy hoax, hows you?

I do not recall.

You don't recall, are you that OLD?

I'll work on that.

I think now I am supposed to say "How are you?" right?

Only if you want to repeat and rinse!

Ok, that was fun in a weird sort of way!
Thanks, jennie

 

[jennie]

yw

 

[Livin the Dream?]

ok, I did NOT say it was perfect....