The Answer to Everything (at UPS)

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Livin the Dream?, May 8, 2009.

  1. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    After much careful research, plus tons of personal experience, I have come up with, what I feel, is the answer to everything at UPS. I am willing to share this knowledge with my UPS brothers & sisters, in the hopes that you, too, can have a simpler, hassle-free existence at UPS. There are two answers, actually that will fit into any possible situation that may arise;

    1. "I Do Not Recall"
    2. "I'll Work On That"

    I have found that there is nothing that comes up at UPS that one or both of these answers does not handle completely.

    I have, however, found that answering "I Do Not Recall" to someone saying "hello" is somewhat awkward; however, I have decided awkward is fine.
     
  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    That's because you forgot the first reply to everything should be:
    "Fine, how are you?"

    Only, if the other person insists, should you reply with 1 or 2.
     
  3. some1else

    some1else Active Member

    my favorite is "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!" and act really offended; it always puts em off balance then my superb dialectical technique finishes the job
     
  4. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    I will try that - It may alleviate the awkwardness.


    I like that alot - use that whenever anyone says anything - "Good morning, how are you?" - "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME???!!!"
     
  5. jennie

    jennie New Member

    NO, like my Mom always said "kill em with kindness" always works for me!:wink2:
     
  6. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Fine Jennie, how are you?
     
  7. jennie

    jennie New Member

    I am dandy hoax, hows you?
     
  8. rod

    rod retired and happy

    If all else fails-just say "your WHAT iches?" :wink2:
     
  9. jennie

    jennie New Member

    ewwww, now would a woman say that?
     
  10. some1else

    some1else Active Member

    i use just for funs also; like someone says hey tell that idiot... and im nearby i always pretend like i think they are talking about me and start yelling.
     
  11. rod

    rod retired and happy


    apparently you hang out with a higher class of women than I do.:happy2:
     
  12. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I do not recall.
     
  13. jennie

    jennie New Member

    You don't recall, are you that OLD?
     
  14. OldUPSDriver

    OldUPSDriver New Member

    Careful with the "Old" comments!!:happy2:
     
  15. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I'll work on that.
     
  16. jennie

    jennie New Member

    I think now I am supposed to say "How are you?" right?
     
  17. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Only if you want to repeat and rinse! :happy-very:
     
  18. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Ok, that was fun in a weird sort of way!
    Thanks, jennie
     
  19. jennie

    jennie New Member

  20. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    ok, I did NOT say it was perfect....