Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by 30andout, Dec 10, 2005.

  1. 30andout

    30andout New Member

    Can anyone explain how UPS got my turkey to say "YOU RAN LATE YESTERDAY" when I opened the box?????????
  2. danlin

    danlin Member

    All Holiday turkeys have attended SBTS (Supervisers Basic Training School)
    Where they are all taught skills to somehow let you know you were not good
    enough the previous day.
  3. brett636

    brett636 Well-Known Member

    Mine told me I make too much $ :(, but I'm only part-time!
  4. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Mine said, "If you don't like it, quit"!
  5. gripitnripit

    gripitnripit New Member

    Mine Said "When I was a Driver I delivered twice as many stops, traveled twice as many miles and ran 3 hours bonus"
  6. browndude

    browndude New Member

    mine said what do you mean taking a lunch i never took a lunch when i was a driver
  7. quebec_driver

    quebec_driver New Member

    Mine said another year done and you survived, wow
  8. oldupsman

    oldupsman Guest

    At least you got a turkey. Ours are so small we're calling them the Christmas chicken.
  9. tieguy

    tieguy Banned

    LOL. Great thread. mine said chia-turkey. just add water and watch me grow.
  10. sendagain

    sendagain Member

    My turkey said he would have rather had the Bird Flu.
  11. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    "..had the Bird Flu."

    They did! Thats how we got them so cheap!
  12. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    My turkey is being deep fried as I type............
  13. boswharfs

    boswharfs New Member

    Funny, we got our turkey earlier this year (July 5th). It was a big one (about 215lbs.) and goes by the title of center manager.
  14. Fredly000

    Fredly000 Just Another in Brown

    Mine said.... nothing it was cooked the next day and tasted better than anything...
    His supervisor is in my freezer waiting his turn.
  15. CFLBrown

    CFLBrown New Member

    Some loader misloaded my turkey in to the wrong car.
  16. upsermom

    upsermom New Member

    We ate my son's turkey today. It was really good. Nice and moist.
  17. Unregistered

    Unregistered Guest

    Now that's funny!
  18. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    "Now that's funny!"

    Second that!
  19. dannyboy

    dannyboy From the promised LAND

    I still cant get morlucky's post on the turkey off mymind. I will never look at another naked turkey again without laughing!

  20. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I remember when we got turkeys.