Warning!

[Tyler Durden]

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.

 

[sx2700]

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.

No,yes,yes,yes,yes,yes

 

[Babagounj]

Warning: Don't you have other things to do? ...Not Really
Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?....Just taking a short break from plotting world domination.
Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it?... Hey are you related to Hillary & Bill ?
Do you read everything you're supposed to read?...Are you checking up on my summer reading list ?
Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? ..Why yes I do.
Buy what you're told to want?...Of course its the AMERICAN WAY.
Get out of your apartment. Sorry a live in a palace.
Meet a member of the opposite sex... Why ? Is there something your not telling me ?
Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation....Oh, so that there will be more for only you.
Quit your job. ...my daily thought.
Start a fight....Can't we all just get along.
Prove you're alive....I think I already did.
If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic....I didn't know that came with an expiration date.
You have been warned- Tippacanoe & Tyler TOO.

 

[atatbl]

This gimmick is over played at EVERY forum. Why isn't it banned yet here?

 

[PopCan]

Oh yeah? Well the cardinality of the set of natural numbers is equal to the cardinality of the set of rational numbers. Take that.

 

[scratch]

yea, Tyler made 35 posts before he came up with this. I guess he didn't have anything better to do at 12:16 AM.

 

[rod]

Hey Tyler- there is another comet coming with a spaceship hiding behind it. Better buy your new Nikes quick

 

[Mike Hawk]

Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.

You read one word per second?

 

[Storm723]

yea, Tyler made 35 posts before he came up with this. I guess he didn't have anything better to do at 12:16 AM.

Just the mere fact that he sat that typing all that up is rediculous!

 

[sendagain]

The pot calls the kettle black.

 

[cino321]

Thanks for nothing.

 

[trplnkl]

Just the mere fact that he sat that typing all that up is rediculous!

He probably C&Ped that from yet another useless E-mail.

 

[scratch]

I wonder how many times Tyler watched "Fight Club". He must have lost many seconds of his life there. Oops, I almost forgot...."You don't talk about Fight Club!"

 

[rocket man]

psycho

 

[old levi's]

WALOC

 

[MonavieLeaker]

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler.

Every word you type of that useless fine print is another second of your life you could use to contribute to this board rather than being a totally useless poster

 

[mannbrown]

ok ill stop the shopping but thats all

 

[cosmo1]

uuummmmm.......www.wwtdd.com

Enjoy.

 

[atatbl]

Not that I am condoning Tyler's actions..... But I am beginning to doubt that the average user here knows what a gimmick is or how it works. Also, most have definitely not watched Fight Club.

 

[MonavieLeaker]

The pot calls the kettle black.