Ever have to change a baby's diaper where they got their poop all over the place? How could so much crap come out of one tiny baby? Einstein must have written a theorem somewhere. The baby, covered in poop, will always look up at you as if to say, See What I did?
That would be my cue to make a hasty exit and send in the wife. I was the going to pull a practical joke on my wife once. I was going to cover the lower half of one of my daughters with Hershey's syrup and pull my grossed out husband routine. I had second thoughts and chickened out. That's why I am alive to share this with you today.