What's your dream job for retirement?

Yup, just pull down your pants !:funny:

Thank you Klein. As my interpreter for the I.Q. challenged you have pointed out the punchline for those not smart enough to get the joke. It takes a lot of guts for someone to go public and admit a they are a maroon and you fly the flag at the forefront. Here`s to you,brave Canadian leader!


(while typing this cachsux is filling out a check for dillli`s telethon)
 
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Nikki

Member
lol no matter what we retire from when our kids are out on their own and we have a large enough savings set aside to last for 40 years.... (optimistic, lol) We want to move down to the land that I own in tyler texas and become a non profit dog rescue. we have plenty of land thats paid off, its been in the family for a while so id either move a mod home onto it, or if we have enough money then build our dream ranch house....

Honestly we would live out their now if it wasnt 15 miles from town. Hubby doesnt want to have to drive 20 minutes to work, lol so for now we live in the city close to dallas.

god I miss country life...
 

ajblakejr

Age quod agis
Amateur comedian or professional gigolo. Either way I should be good at making women laugh.
Cach
I would love to do your makeup and be your clothing consultant.:euro:

DS
I would to start a greeting card company and hire you to write prose.:dancing:

Dizzee
I would love to assist you in marketing your skills as an illustrator.:cool2:

Big
I would love to market your stories and fill the void left by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (and continue to run from your towel snapping fetish.):devil:

Oreo
(I can show you the money!!. Purina wants you!!! You can be the next Morris the Cat.):love-very:

Klein
I can edit your posts.:happy2:

Fethrs and Dilli
I say we should hit every NFL Stadium on Klein's Lear Jet after he hits the lottery. One early game on Sunday and the Monday Night Game .:plus:

Tooner
I hope to have a Foundation someday (serious - it is my goal) and I will ask you to assist me in finding people that fall into cracks that need technology to make their lives easier.:smart:

More
I want to make sure the Gilda House's are well funded and the women that seek the support Gene Wilder intended them to have is available. I would like you to escort them on a bi-yearly trip to Vegas.:peaceful:

So many more projects that need to be completed and so many more talents to be discovered on BC.

And of course I will need to hire Cheryl and develop a website. She will be paid very well for her time and her skills!!:happy2:

When I retire - I want to be a philanthropist
 

fethrs

Well-Known Member
This isn't for retiring but I am thinking of incorporating ribbon/charms into my braclets like the breast cancer ribbon we are seeing a lot of.

I just don't know how to market them and get them out "there". I would love to sell them and have part of the sales go to the cause they represent, or a foundation, something along those lines.
 

ajblakejr

Age quod agis
Yup, just pull down your pants !:funny:

Klein

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Do you have first hand knowledge that women would laugh at Cach when his pants are down?

Are you transfering your own experiences upon Cach?

Perhaps Cach has that great sense of humor all women desire and women just scream, "Cach, pull your pants down...we need to get busy!!"

While giggling with desire?
(I know that was my experience :blushing2:.)
 

ajblakejr

Age quod agis
This isn't for retiring but I am thinking of incorporating ribbon/charms into my braclets like the breast cancer ribbon we are seeing a lot of.

I just don't know how to market them and get them out "there". I would love to sell them and have part of the sales go to the cause they represent, or a foundation, something along those lines.

I would love to set you up in business!!
You, Me and Dilli...could model them at all NFL Games!!!
 

JimJimmyJames

Big Time Feeder Driver
45 minutes one way to work...and I have to drive 75 to 80 MPH to make that time.

I hope I do not have to work at all after but probably will have to due to spending every cent we make now to maintain the lifestyle we have grown accustomed to. I do plan to live more simply when I retire to reduce costs. Also, I intend to move out of the state I live in presently because of the high cost of living here.

Now this might seem deplorable to some, but I wouldn't mind working for UPS seasonally as a casual. Of course it would not be as a package car helper (I would rather be dead) but as a feeder driver. I wonder if UPS hires retirees as casuals?
 

dilligaf

IN VINO VERITAS
Cach
I would love to do your makeup and be your clothing consultant.:euro:

DS
I would to start a greeting card company and hire you to write prose.:dancing:

Dizzee
I would love to assist you in marketing your skills as an illustrator.:cool2:

Big
I would love to market your stories and fill the void left by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. (and continue to run from your towel snapping fetish.):devil:

Oreo
(I can show you the money!!. Purina wants you!!! You can be the next Morris the Cat.):love-very:

Klein
I can edit your posts.:happy2:

Fethrs and Dilli
I say we should hit every NFL Stadium on [-]Klein's Lear Jet after he hits the lottery.[/-] One early game on Sunday and the Monday Night Game .:plus:

Tooner
I hope to have a Foundation someday (serious - it is my goal) and I will ask you to assist me in finding people that fall into cracks that need technology to make their lives easier.:smart:

More
I want to make sure the Gilda House's are well funded and the women that seek the support Gene Wilder intended them to have is available. I would like you to escort them on a bi-yearly trip to Vegas.:peaceful:

So many more projects that need to be completed and so many more talents to be discovered on BC.

And of course I will need to hire Cheryl and develop a website. She will be paid very well for her time and her skills!!:happy2:

When I retire - I want to be a philanthropist
I would love that AJ.
 
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