55 Years Safe Driving

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I asked my wife if I could have a divorce and her response was, "I will never make you that happy."

We would be lost without them. I just won't admit that.

 

[rod]

We would be lost without them. I just won't admit that.

Mine is never around----I've got the best of both worlds. She's leaving in about an hour for an overnighter with a group of friends and next week will be gone 3 nights for a quilting retreat.

 

[The Driver]

You guys are really reinforcing my desire to remain single...

 

[over9five]

Mine is never around----I've got the best of both worlds. She's leaving in about an hour for an overnighter with a group of friends and next week will be gone 3 nights for a quilting retreat.

"Quilting retreat"??
You fell for that?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

"Quilting retreat"??
You fell for that?

She is over here making me sandwiches....

 

[bottomups]

"Quilting retreat"??
You fell for that?

His old ass ears are going bad.
She said she was going on a kilting retreat.

 

[oldupsman]

"Quilting retreat"??
You fell for that?

Maybe he wanted to fall for it.

You guys are really reinforcing my desire to remain single...

I didn't get married for my first and only time until I was 40.
I blew it. I had the system beat.

 

[Matty_lawn]

Mine is never around----I've got the best of both worlds. She's leaving in about an hour for an overnighter with a group of friends and next week will be gone 3 nights for a quilting retreat.

Jamal and Tyrone getting all in them guts. Sorry bro

 

[rod]

His old ass ears are going bad.
She said she was going on a kilting retreat.
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I don't care ------------ if past performance is any indication she will be at a quilting retreat. After you have been married 46 years you will understand

 

[burrheadd]

Mine is never around----I've got the best of both worlds. She's leaving in about an hour for an overnighter with a group of friends and next week will be gone 3 nights for a quilting retreat.

I think “quilting retreat” is code for Orgy

 

[rod]

I think “quilting retreat” is code for Orgy

Maybe back 25 years ago but not now.

 

[hellfire]

It’s kind of sad actually, ups is obviously all this guy has