Am I one of you guys yet?

[CardboardWrangler]

I finally started peeing in bottles. Am I a real driver yet?

 

[Indecisi0n]

I finally started peeing in bottles. Am I a real driver yet?

Do you need a wide mouth or just a regular water bottle ?

 

[sailfish]

Not until you get fired.

 

[over9five]

I finally started peeing in bottles. Am I a real driver yet?

Did you leave it in the back for your preloader to deal with?

 

[oldngray]

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Did you drop it in the yard and drive over it as the district manager was walking by?

 

[CardboardWrangler]

Do you need a wide mouth or just a regular water bottle ?

I find Gatorade bottles to be a good fit.

 

[Hot Carl]

Did you leave it in the back for your preloader to deal with?

Anytime I find them in the back they're typically already in the postal totes anyway. If they're anywhere else, I'm not touching that.

 

[MrBates]

I finally started peeing in bottles. Am I a real driver yet?

The first step to being a real teamster is to take a dump on the clock.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I find Gatorade bottles to be a good fit.

Those are wide . You can actually use them to take a dump into in a pinch.

 

[over9five]

Those are wide . You can actually use them to take a dump into in a pinch.

Yup, and a REAL Teamster don't need no toilet paper.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

Yup, and a REAL Teamster don't need no toilet paper.

Just scrape it clean with the cap.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Just scrape it clean with the cap.

And just splash a little washer fluid on it . Good as new .

 

[Poop Head]

Just scrape it clean with the cap.

Don't need to scrape if you skrew it in. Just remember to cut an airhole so the displaced air can escape, otherwise you'll have an explosive situation.

 

[oldngray]

Remember to leave those filled bottles for the preloader.

 

[MECH-lift]

You aren’t one of us till you poop in a rain bag

 

[CardboardWrangler]

The first step to being a real teamster is to take a dump on the clock.

I've been taking dumps on the clock for years. I easily surpass 40 hours of paid vacation a year.

 

[allahuakbar]

I was gonna say poop in a coffee cup then come see us but @MECH-lift made a good point.

 

[Indecisi0n]

And if you had taco Bell by all means double up on the rain bags!!

 

[clean hairy]

The first step to being a real teamster is to take a dump on the clock.

If a person does that, it prevents others from clocking in and out.