Am I one of you guys yet?

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by CardboardWrangler, Oct 1, 2019.

  1. CardboardWrangler

    CardboardWrangler New Member

    I finally started peeing in bottles. Am I a real driver yet?
     
  2. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Do you need a wide mouth or just a regular water bottle ?
     
  3. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    Not until you get fired.
     
  4. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Did you leave it in the back for your preloader to deal with?
     
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  5. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    you guys.gif
     
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  6. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    Did you drop it in the yard and drive over it as the district manager was walking by?
     
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  7. CardboardWrangler

    CardboardWrangler New Member

    I find Gatorade bottles to be a good fit.
     
  8. Hot Carl

    Hot Carl Member

    Anytime I find them in the back they're typically already in the postal totes anyway. If they're anywhere else, I'm not touching that.
     
  9. MrBates

    MrBates Active Member

    The first step to being a real teamster is to take a dump on the clock.
     
  10. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Those are wide . You can actually use them to take a dump into in a pinch.
     
  11. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Yup, and a REAL Teamster don't need no toilet paper.
     
  12. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    Just scrape it clean with the cap.
     
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  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    And just splash a little washer fluid on it . Good as new .
     
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  14. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Don't need to scrape if you skrew it in. Just remember to cut an airhole so the displaced air can escape, otherwise you'll have an explosive situation.
     
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  15. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Remember to leave those filled bottles for the preloader.
     
  16. MECH-lift

    MECH-lift Union Brother

    You aren’t one of us till you poop in a rain bag
     
  17. CardboardWrangler

    CardboardWrangler New Member

    I've been taking dumps on the clock for years. I easily surpass 40 hours of paid vacation a year.
     
  18. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

    I was gonna say poop in a coffee cup then come see us but @MECH-lift made a good point.
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    And if you had taco Bell by all means double up on the rain bags!!
     
  20. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    If a person does that, it prevents others from clocking in and out.