An Elephant Tale!

[Big Babooba]

Wow Dizzee! You're awesome. It's almost like there was a camera in our bedroom.

The only thing I can think of that is different from reality is that the bunny slippers need to be swapped. I usually wear the blue bunny slippers. Tony loves his fuzzy pink ones.

You better checketh thy bedroom carefully. I trusteth not Dizzee as far as I could thoweth him. He gettith his jollies in strangeth ways.

(BTW Dizzee, I'm notith a prevert, getith my face out of the window!)
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[Catatonic]

Just one more small detail Dizz, Cheryl has all the family jewels so there should not be any on Tony's crown.

Ya know, I heard some rumors about Tony in another thread somewhere....!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ovah, you get the feeling we'll be hearing from Cheryl soon?

 

[fethrs]

i just hope it all wasn't a dream..I am so lost.

 

[DS]

Of all the crimes commited by us mortals on this sphere,
One demands the punishment of losing much more than a beard,
The papist mocks our holy host with humor and sarcasm,
he should be drawn and quartered,or shuck down a hellish chasm

He must be made example lest the people start a coup,
he has failed to show allegiance to Queen Cheryl,
he chose the path of alchemy and refused to be a sup,
Now the time has come for him to meet his peril.

The one I speak of hides behind an avitar called hoaxter
he prides himself mischeivious,a comic and a jokester
When some protest,he speaks in jest,and makes them laugh instead
the hangman says forget the noose,Im chopping off his head.

 

[Big Babooba]

Of all the crimes commited by us mortals on this sphere,
One demands the punishment of losing much more than a beard,
The papist mocks our holy host with humor and sarcasm,
he should be drawn and quartered,or shuck down a hellish chasm

He must be made example lest the people start a coup,
he has failed to show allegiance to Queen Cheryl,
he chose the path of alchemy and refused to be a sup,
Now the time has come for him to meet his peril.

The one I speak of hides behind an avitar called hoaxter
he prides himself mischeivious,a comic and a jokester
When some protest,he speaks in jest,and makes them laugh instead
the hangman says forget the noose,Im chopping off his head.

Let the Hoaxster keep his head. Give him the Japanese Sadism Chair instead.

 

[Catatonic]

Of all the crimes commited by us mortals on this sphere,
One demands the punishment of losing much more than a beard,
The papist mocks our holy host with humor and sarcasm,
he should be drawn and quartered,or shuck down a hellish chasm

He must be made example lest the people start a coup,
he has failed to show allegiance to Queen Cheryl,
he chose the path of alchemy and refused to be a sup,
Now the time has come for him to meet his peril.

The one I speak of hides behind an avitar called hoaxter
he prides himself mischeivious,a comic and a jokester
When some protest,he speaks in jest,and makes them laugh instead
the hangman says forget the noose,Im chopping off his head.

liketh

 

[pickup]

Wow Dizzee! You're awesome. It's almost like there was a camera in our bedroom.

The only thing I can think of that is different from reality is that the bunny slippers need to be swapped. I usually wear the blue bunny slippers. Tony loves his fuzzy pink ones.

Oh My god... "Dizzee, you are so wonderful.. Dizzee you're a genius.... dizee, it's great but could you just change this? It's a good thing you did Dizzee."

This nightmare has to end. While he is reading this and focusing on my post, will someone bash the monster over the head with a heavy object and end this nightmare?

I have video proof of who this Dizzee is . He was once a little boy that terrorized a small town known as Peeksville in Ohio.

If no one puts an end to him, I fully expect to end up as a jack in the box , stuck out in the cornfield. But that is the risk I take.

 

[over9five]

Ovah, you get the feeling we'll be hearing from Cheryl soon?

I think we could find ourselves....... moderated!

 

[cheryl]

It has been decreed that hoax and over shall be stoned for their display of wicked and clever wit.

 

[Dizzee]

Oh My god... "Dizzee, you are so wonderful.. Dizzee you're a genius.... dizzee, it's great

Thank you.

I fully expect to end up as a jack in the box

~~~~~~~~Pickup-in-the-Box~~~~~~~~

 

[Dizzee]

It has been decreed that hoax and over shall be stoned for their display of wicked and clever wit.

Do they get beer too??

 

[pickup]

Thank you.



~~~~~~~~Pickup-in-the-Box~~~~~~~~

A pickup in the box, nobody wants a pickup in the box!

You must think this is all very funny, wanna tell me how?

 

[pickup]

Of all the crimes commited by us mortals on this sphere,
One demands the punishment of losing much more than a beard,
The papist mocks our holy host with humor and sarcasm,
he should be drawn and quartered,or shuck down a hellish chasm

He must be made example lest the people start a coup,
he has failed to show allegiance to Queen Cheryl,
he chose the path of alchemy and refused to be a sup,
Now the time has come for him to meet his peril.

The one I speak of hides behind an avitar called hoaxter
he prides himself mischeivious,a comic and a jokester
When some protest,he speaks in jest,and makes them laugh instead
the hangman says forget the noose,Im chopping off his head.

When Moderators Doth Clash.....

 

[DS]

This thread is fed by giving head to pure imagination
a place where we can harness all our mental innovation
and so once more to play this game I will try to use my noggin
that said instead of playing dead I'll carry on with bloggin'


I suggest we start a thread that challenges our mind
a thread of prose that starts with one,then we each submit a line

example 1 of a million and three possible scenarios

Overnine the overlord decrees war upon Eurasia,
his army boasts a million fearless dedicated men

ok this is where the next post follows

whadya think?

sorry to hijack the thread but I thought it was best to suggest this here

 

[ajblakejr]

This thread is fed by giving head to pure imagination
a place where we can harness all our mental innovation
and so once more to play this game I will try to use my noggin
that said instead of playing dead I'll carry on with bloggin'


I suggest we start a thread that challenges our mind
a thread of prose that starts with one,then we each submit a line

example 1 of a million and three possible scenarios

Overnine the overlord decrees war upon Eurasia,
his army boasts a million fearless dedicated men

ok this is where the next post follows

whadya think?

sorry to [-]hijack [/-]PIRATE the thread but I thought it was best to suggest this here

Thou bares nigh remorse; thoughts of million warriors on horse.
Pawns of overlord Overnine; thoust fate forged over beer.

 

[cachsux]

Thou bares nigh remorse; thoughts of million warriors on horse.
Pawns of overlord Overnine; thoust fate forged over beer.

Speaking of things bare,is it just me or does your avatar keep changing her top?

 

[ajblakejr]

Speaking of things bare,is it just me or does your avatar keep changing her top?

You noticed!!!

I wear these items in Real Life when I participate in the walk for Multiple Sclerosis.

I shop at Dizzee's Secret.

 

[cachsux]

You noticed!!!

I wear these items in Real Life when I participate in the walk for Multiple Sclerosis.

I shop at Dizzee's Secret.

I don`t know about MS but that one you have on now is about to give me a seizure.

 

[ajblakejr]

I don`t know about MS but that one you have on now is about to give me a seizure.

This seizure thou speakth, tis a bad thing?
Does thou find thy assets offensive?

Thy willest return to thy closet to cover up if thine requests ?

 

[cachsux]

This seizure thou speakth, tis a bad thing?
Does thou find thy assets offensive?

Thy willest return to thy closet to cover up if thine requests ?

Absolutely not! If only a hungry little moth might happen by to weaken said top even further.