An Elephant Tale!

[fethrs]

HEY! Keep me out of this, I'm just a Royal Jewel Polisher! I resenteth this!

 

[pickup]

Hey there , curious georgie girl
swinging down the street so fancy free

 

[fethrs]

Sir Dizzee I begeth of thee
What shall it take
In order to make
The Castle be free
Of this misery

 

[DS]

As Ye Duke of York my duty exists,to protect the kingdom from evil trysts
If chivalry doth remain its worth,I must face death as I did birth

Would one of thou must up the courage to face me in a duel ?
My swordsmanship is next to none,your death it would be cruel

Saint Peter waits to free your soul,at the gates so pearly
Show allegiance to the Duke DS, or your death will follow surely
I promise wealth and happiness and every godly thing
All you have to do to live, is kiss my golden ring

I suggest you think this through,but before the swords unsheath
Take the time to view.... this video beneath.........

 

[Big Babooba]

Gee, though tempting is your offer, YUCK!!,
Thou's malady is not yours alone.
For I am perched upon this wall.
Befeathered like a duck.

Dearest Dizzee, thou art a schmuck
Neither Hekyll nor Jekyll are a duck
You percheth up, high on the wall
And set thyself up for a such great fall

Returneth us to what we were
For we wish to hear my Oreo purr
If at this task, you doth fail
Thou shalt spendeth eternity -
Under the elephant's tail!

Taketh not this warning
At all too lightly
For the elephant hath a movement
Four times nightly

Thou thinketh thou art funny
With thy visual wit
But thou will beith up to thy ears
In elephant ****!

 

[DS]

But thou will beith up to thy ears
In elephant ****!

Babooba speaks truly, I pray you follow instuctions
we will take the castle, there will be no abductions
torture is one of my rooted obsessions
in fact it goes back to my ancestors lessons
of getting the truth,by causing depressions
in body parts squeezed to end in confessions
The rack or the needle the violin or thumb
Or upside down with some lye in your bum
hot lead in the eyes or we may take out your liver
or pull out your teeth or the hoo haw quicksilver
whatever you choose I suggest you appease us
after all we all know what happened to Jesus

 

[Dizzee]

As Ye Duke of York my duty exists,to protect the kingdom from evil trysts
If chivalry doth remain its worth,I must face death as I did birth

Would one of thou must up the courage to face me in a duel ?
My swordsmanship is next to none,your death it would be cruel

Saint Peter waits to free your soul,at the gates so pearly
Show allegiance to the Duke DS, or your death will follow surely
I promise wealth and happiness and every godly thing
All you have to do to live, is kiss my golden ring

I suggest you think this through,but before the swords unsheath
Take the time to view.... this video beneath.........

I vote that we send Sir Pickup.

 

[Dizzee]

Babooba speaks truly, I pray you follow instuctions
we will take the castle, there will be no abductions
torture is one of my rooted obsessions
in fact it goes back to my ancestors lessons
of getting the truth,by causing depressions
in body parts squeezed to end in confessions
The rack or the needle the violin or thumb
Or upside down with some lye in your bum
hot lead in the eyes or we may take out your liver
or pull out your teeth or the hoo haw quicksilver
whatever you choose I suggest you appease us
after all we all know what happened to Jesus

Listen to this wizard's words,
can ye all not hear?
You'll all end up diced in thirds,
Thy head atop a spear.

 

[Dizzee]

HEY! Keep me out of this, I'm just a Royal Jewel Polisher! I resenteth this!

Fethrs hon, I hate to be a pill,
best run and fetch a shovel,
for sh%t doth roll downhill.

 

[pickup]

I vote that we send Sir Pickup.

I feareth not this sorcerer cruel
for with my hammer of thor
the day we meet, he shall rue!

 

[pickup]

I feareth not this sorcerer cruel
for with my hammer of thor
the day we meet, he shall rue!

On second thought, DS would prevail
for he hath abilities beyond the pale
Without a moment of hesitating
he can call forth upon his powers of moderating
with just a thought, posts can vanish
and posters can simply be banished.

 

[Big Babooba]

Fethrs hon, I hate to be a pill,
best run and fetch a shovel,
for sh%t doth roll downhill.

Fethrs dear, fear not
For Sir Dizzee is a dork
The elephant's vile business end
Hath been fitteth with a corke

He may groaneth and straineth
And it's all to no avail
For you my dearest Fethrs - it is safeth
Under the elephant's tail

 

[fethrs]

Oh Sir Big thank'ee, thank'ee. But what if the beast explodeth?

 

[Big Babooba]

Oh Sir Big thank'ee, thank'ee. But what if the beast explodeth?

If the beast explodeth it will bloweth up, notteth down. Lady Dilli mighteth be in for quite a rideth!

 

[fethrs]

Tis true that, Lady Dilli mighteth consider a new beast to rideth.

 

[Big Babooba]

Tis true that, Lady Dilli mighteth consider a new beast to rideth.

Or procureth a parachute!

 

[dilligaf]

Dizzee dearest, I wish you to put thine elephant back out in the yard where he belongeth. Though elephants are great for hunting, they make noteth good house pets. It takes to many shovels to cleaneth up after the beastie.




And I miss my favored standing byeth my side........eth.

 

[dilligaf]

Aaahhh, yes! That is sooooo much better.

Hey Dizz, pass that smoke over would you. There is just something about having a smoke after uh........

 

[fethrs]

Harmon hath been restored.....for the time being-eth.

 

[Big Babooba]

Dizzee, what beith in the cart?
Tis it chocolate soft serve?
Tis it frozen chocolate pudding?
If it tis what i think it be please bringeth it to my back yard and spreadith it in my garden.