An Elephant Tale!

[ajblakejr]

I know.
It is just like real life!!!

Ed just winked at me.



Dizzee is peeping in the Tower window.
I will give him a boo bee bouncy show during commercials.
Why not...I am in a good mood.

Go Eagles!!

 

[dilligaf]

I know.
It is just like real life!!!

Ed just winked at me.



Dizzee is peeping in the Tower window.
I will give him a boo bee bouncy show during commercials.
Why not...I am in a good mood.

Go Eagles!!

LOL AJ..... You will have every guy in 4 counties peeking in the window in a few minutes. Fethr and I will stand outside and collect the viewing fees.................

 

[ajblakejr]

LOL AJ..... You will have every guy in 4 counties peeking in the window in a few minutes. Fethr and I will stand outside and collect the viewing fees.................

A history lesson for all -
this is how Peep shows started

the birth of the P#rn Industry

 

[dilligaf]

A history lesson for all -
this is how Peep shows started

the birth of the P#rn Industry

Damm us women are an inventive lot, aren't we?

 

[fethrs]

Among other things!!

 

[pickup]

My spell was cast
successful at last
am I at my ultimate end
Dizzee was banished
He has vanished
no more with him will I fend

 

[dilligaf]

LMAO OMG! Good luck with that Pickup.......................................

 

[trplnkl]

My spell was cast
successful at last
am I at my ultimate end
Dizzee was banished
He has vanished
no more with him will I fend

Och na, th' jester ainlie fools his-sel

 

[DS]

On fish 'n chips,The royal dames,cried ,save me all the wee 'ard aines

 

[Nimnim]

Hark!

A new year cometh and with it so hath this thread been revived whence nary a forum goer durst venture!

Rejoice for Nimnim has gone thither on word from fere to summon thine thread again.

Venture and frolic hither henceforth!

 

[ajblakejr]

yon bieth crazed

 

[Nimnim]

yon bieth crazed

Nay I say, crazed art thou for not realizing the fullsome jubilance this thread shall continue to offer!

 

[ajblakejr]

My shoes!!!

 

[DS]

An Elephants Tale was just a veil to lead you to this book,
the seventeenth dimension,of cyber intervention,
you have to take a look.

As I flip to chapter two,until my eyes were strained,
I felt disappointed it didn't have a name

Its a bit like OZ in here and Dizzee is the wizard
I suggest we submit names for chapter two
"The hairy lizard"

 

[ajblakejr]

Speaking of things bare,is it just me or does your avatar keep changing her top?

Yes.

You noticed!!!

I wear these items in Real Life when I participate in the walk for Multiple Sclerosis.

I shop at Dizzee's Secret.

I don`t know about MS but that one you have on now is about to give me a seizure.

Like this?

This seizure thou speakth, tis a bad thing?
Does thou find thy assets offensive?

Thy willest return to thy closet to cover up if thine requests ?

Absolutely not! If only a hungry little moth might happen by to weaken said top even further.

I ain't waiting for a moth to happen by. I've got a 5 gallon pail of ice water!

Are you trying to breath new life into this thread? Where has Dizzee been lately?

 

[moreluck]

Finally, a place to put this......

Even the worst four-letter words are boring and predictable when used as an insult. Don't be a lazy linguist. Brush up on your Shakespeare!

Thou damned tripe-visaged rascal!

How now, wool-sack, what mutter you?

I never see thy face but I think upon hell-fire!

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

Thou art a very ragged wart!

Viperous worm that gnaws the bowels!

Pernicious bloodsucker of sleeping men!

You are all recreants and dastards!

A pox of wrinkles!

I could brain him with his lady's fan!

You mad mustachio purple-hued maltworm!

 

[dilligaf]

​AWESOME!!

 

[ajblakejr]

I am gonna wrestle me some BEAR!!!.....
Geaux Saints!!

 

[moreluck]

Is the Patriots hat sitting on a weiner wagon? I can't make it out.

 

[Dizzee]

Is the Patriots hat sitting on a weiner wagon? I can't make it out.

No that's Big Babs