That's an idiotic thing to wish for but whatever floats your boat. The ass on my shorts blew out last Friday and I reached back to see how big of a rip it was and I felt skin. I was surprised and thought I had gone commando that day. I realized that I was wearing undies from last year that had also gotten
in the backside. I prefer not to wear assless chaps while working.
While I'm out on the town or at Sturgis for the rally, ...now that's a different story altogether.