Ask Any Question / maybe get a good answer

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by serenity now, Apr 16, 2013.

  1. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    anyone have experience with one of the products that attracts mosquitoes (using propane ) and then traps them? Mosquito Magnet is one brand name

    are they effective? likes /dislikes? worth the investment?
  2. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    this was just the first question * someone else ask (axe) a question
    would still like an answer to the first one at some point
  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Why ??
  4. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    why what?
  5. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    this thread was DOA * dammit man
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    The title says.....ask any I picked one from the journalism list. Who, what, where, when why and how.
  7. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    Maybe like the lawyer in this case, it's best to just not ask the question.

    Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't
    prepared for the answer.
    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first
    witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her
    and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do
    know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly,
    you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
    and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You
    think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never
    amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
    the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
    She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't
    build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the
    worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three
    different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
    The defense attorney nearly died.
    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very
    quiet voice, said,
    'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the
    electric chair.
  8. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    ROFLMFAO :rofl::rofl:

    <and nearly peeing my pants>