Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Indecisi0n, Jan 13, 2020.
When does masturbation stop running your life?
When your in the Box
It has to slow down at some point. Wtf. I need to get stuff done
Probably when Viagra no longer helps. Lol.
Good Lord! There's a point when Viagra no longer helps?!??!?!
errr....asking for a friend..
I have no idea. I’ve never been with anyone who used viagra. Lol.
Not to worry . Once it starts to slow down you just have to change the delivery method. You don't take it orally anymore....
Omg , you shouldn’t say that here ,,, you’ll be flooded with invitations !!!
I got a few...
Ugh! Didn’t think of that! Lol.
Fixed it for you
I say relax and let masturbation take the wheel bruh!
It's like God kissing you with a mouth full of scotch....
Maybe I should start selling my baby batter. With my volume I could probably retire early.
That's only gonna work if you can find a buyer.
Good luck with that.
And then you can look forward to multiple children finding you one day through 23andme. Happened to my sister’s ex boyfriend. Four or five turned up. Lol.
As long as I don't put my DNA on there I should be fine.
The ONE thing they don’t sell.....unless you’re talking confetti. Lol.
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