At what age does it stop?

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Indecisi0n, Jan 13, 2020.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    When does masturbation stop running your life?
     
  2. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    No comment
     
  3. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    When your in the Box
     
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  4. rod

    rod #1 on Upstates "list"

    good answer
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    It has to slow down at some point. Wtf. I need to get stuff done
     
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  6. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Probably when Viagra no longer helps. Lol.
     
  7. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Good Lord! There's a point when Viagra no longer helps?!??!?!

    errr....asking for a friend..
     
  8. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    I have no idea. I’ve never been with anyone who used viagra. Lol.
     
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Not to worry . Once it starts to slow down you just have to change the delivery method. You don't take it orally anymore....
     
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  10. Covemastah

    Covemastah And the Reign Of Terror Continues!! Pats # 6 !!!

    Omg , you shouldn’t say that here ,,, you’ll be flooded with invitations !!!
    Lol :)
     
  11. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  12. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I got a few...
     
  13. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Ugh! Didn’t think of that! Lol.
     
  14. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Fixed it for you
     
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  15. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I say relax and let masturbation take the wheel bruh!

    It's amazing...

    It's like God kissing you with a mouth full of scotch....
     
  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Maybe I should start selling my baby batter. With my volume I could probably retire early.
     
  17. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Not mine, but it needed immortalizing.

    That's only gonna work if you can find a buyer.
    Good luck with that.
     
  18. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    And then you can look forward to multiple children finding you one day through 23andme. Happened to my sister’s ex boyfriend. Four or five turned up. Lol.
     
  19. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    As long as I don't put my DNA on there I should be fine.
     
  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Amazon...
     
  21. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    The ONE thing they don’t sell.....unless you’re talking confetti. Lol.