bar argument

[rod]

so how have you heard this:

worthless as teats on a boar or
worthless as teats on a bull

last night the whole saloon was arguing about which is correct

 

[moreluck]

Boar

(boar-ing saloon)

 

[Big Babooba]

Boar

(boar-ing saloon)

My answer is Bull!

 

[over9five]

I would also say bull.

 

[CaliforniaPaul]

Boar

 

[moreluck]

I asked hubby and he also said boar. Both of us first heard this in Ohio. Maybe it's a regional thing.

 

[upsgrunt]

Boar

 

[EmerCond421]

BULL

 

[over9five]

Rod should have made this a poll...

 

[Dizzee]

Nun

 

[over9five]

Nun

Now that right there is funny, I don't care who you are!

 

[Anonymous 10]

Boar if you want the bull your going to get the horns.

 

[DS]

Nun

Sad but its true that the boob nor the nipple
will ever be seen by the atheist pipple

 

[bigbrownhen]

Boar. That's how I have always heard it.

 

[fxdwg]

I apologize to all BCers as I now realize that I have an Internet problem.

The very first thing that came to my mind was Tits on a Nun.

I have been called a maroon for going "off topic" and perhaps this is another example of why I need "Help".

I don't know. I apparently have issues. Spelling being one.

 

[PT Stewie]

Rev Sister Mary Penguin would give you Fxdwg and Diz a sharp wrap on the knuckles with a metal
ruler for comments like that just like she use to give Tommy B, Marty W, and me-self @ good old St Cecilia's
PS it's definetley BULL

 

[rod]

A farmer friend of mine says the correct answer is boar. A male pig (a boar) actually has non funtioning teats where as a male cow ( a bull) has none. So I assumed the correct answer was boar--------------then I made a big mistake and googled it. One site said that for the most part male pigs are called boars ----except for a few certain species where both sexes are called boars so apparently its still up for debate. I guess I will stick to "worthless as a screendoor on a submarine or worthless as a lefthanded monkey wrench." Bar arguments are alwas so fun ----- except for those about religion or politics.

 

[dilligaf]

I've always heard 'tits on a bull'.

 

[cachsux]

Straight from Grandmas mouth : tits on a boar. Followed closely by "too stupid to pour piss out of a boot with the directions on the bottom" and the funny as hell coming from a little old lady "doesn`t that just frost your balls?!"

 

[pickup]

oops!, wrong forum.