Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Tried to talk the wife into being a driver helper this year. She wasn't having any of it. Good thing outside of 3-4 days my peak wasn't too bad.
Bring Your Wife/Significant Other On Car Day
- Thread starter mrbrownstone
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Will she be my helper?...lmao
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Highly unlikely u can afford her.
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Does she at least get to ride in the cab...or do the snack cakes ride shotgun?
cachsux
Wah
I'm sorry, what Zanies location are you appearing at?
Ive heen making payments on mine, for a quarter century....16 tonz, what do you get? another day older and deeper In debt!
kingOFchester
Well-Known Member
She would have a warning letter and probably a suspension by the time we leave the building.
You wouldn't give her a foot longer??
Does brown, make my butt look big??...lmao
No!...your butt is big!...LMFAO
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
When do we take a break?
Are all the packages this heavy?
What's that annoying beeping noise...can you make it stop?
Can you turn on the AC it's hot in here?
bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
Wouldn't you like to know...lol
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Saint peter don't you call me cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company (ups) store
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
On my final day before retirement, I'm going to pick my wife up at lunch time and she will spend the last half of the day on car with me. I want her to share with me the experience of delivering the last package of a 30+ year career. She will actually record it with an iPhone. It will also be fun to introduce her to the customers and their dogs that I have told her about, and let her experience a taste of the job that I have spent over 3 decades doing. My final day as a UPS'er will be an emotional one and I plan on sharing it with my wife. Its not like they will be able to fire me for it....
kingOFchester
Well-Known Member
By the time I get to my last day, I will need her to drive and run off stops. She will have to lift me into the truck.
By The Book
Well-Known Member
Put her name down on the peak sign up sheet, then you're good. They would get a kick out of that I bet.
