Calling Off

[walk the jewels]

Wear a diaper. Let management know how dedicated to the job you are.
If you're lucky, they might just send you home.

 

[walk the jewels]

...write down some phone numbers while you're there.

 

[KOG72]

Long story short, I can't get away from my toilet and I need to call off, but I can't find the list they gave me with all the numbers and the two numbers I found online are for a customer service place and another number that is always busy, despite calling them countless times. Is there a central directory with those numbers that somebody knows of?

@silverbullet2893 is this you????

 

[silverbullet2893]

Pre 2008 retirement?

To be honest I just got in this local. But I know guys in the central states and they tell me horror stories

 

[silverbullet2893]

@silverbullet2893 is this you????

No. Because I’m not a bitch. I’ll work through the stained pants and underwear.

 

[IESucks]

Long story short, I can't get away from my toilet and I need to call off, but I can't find the list they gave me with all the numbers and the two numbers I found online are for a customer service place and another number that is always busy, despite calling them countless times. Is there a central directory with those numbers that somebody knows of?

Omg. Stupid question award. Know you centers phone number

 

[BootsOnTarmac]

I'm not UPS, but you might try calling a number on your last paycheck. They can verify your identity and if your very nice they may give you the unpublished number of your workplace.

 

[WorknLateHuh]

It would be nice if they just had a normal number, like everyone else, instead of having some insanely convoluted system involving several lists of phone numbers for each shift and such.

that's unusual because UPS is normally very organized. ask anyone

 

[Indecisi0n]

Stop eating Taco Bell.

 

[ManInBrown]

202-324-3000

 

[john chesney]

To be honest I just got in this local. But I know guys in the central states and they tell me horror stories

Start that 401 k right away. I don’t know your situation but ups bought out of central states Jan1 08 I think was the date

 

[Box Ox]

I'm new so I don't really know a lot of people there yet and I have nobody's phone number.

Next time you’re at work, do what a new employee 20 years ago might have done: Establish human/in person contact with your supervisor. Walk up to them, look them in the eye, and ask what phone number you should call or text if you can’t make it in.

 

[Operational needs]

Next time you’re at work, do what a new employee 20 years ago might have done: Establish human/in person contact with your supervisor. Walk up to them, look them in the eye, and ask what phone number you should call or text if you can’t make it in.

Wuuutttt???? That’s crazy talk!

 

[eats packages]

Stop eating Taco Bell.

No

 

[Wally]

That number is just a recording that says "Jenny changed her phone number more than two decades ago, you are way too late. Maybe you could give Plenty of Fish a try, you creepy stalker!"

I hope you washed your hands before typing?

 

[Wally]

He’s probably a supervisor

They aint got time for toilets in management.

 

[Box Ox]

Wuuutttt???? That’s crazy talk!

Right? Thank God I didn't grow up with Facebook or social media in general. People who are 18 today were 4 when Facebook came online. Human contact for them must be like grabbing a live electrical line.

 

[john chesney]

Next time you’re at work, do what a new employee 20 years ago might have done: Establish human/in person contact with your supervisor. Walk up to them, look them in the eye, and ask what phone number you should call or text if you can’t make it in.

Supervisors are not human

 

[john chesney]

...write down some phone numbers while you're there.

Stop,that makes to much sence

 

[burrheadd]

I'm new so I don't really know a lot of people there yet and I have nobody's phone number. To avoid having a bunch of paperwork in my car, I took a pic of the things I needed - like that piece of paper with the numbers on it. But then I had to factory reset my phone and I am a and did a bad job because I tried to back up all my stuff, but most of it got deleted, including that. So I have no way of getting in touch with them. It would be nice if they just had a normal number, like everyone else, instead of having some insanely convoluted system involving several lists of phone numbers for each shift and such.