Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Indecisi0n, Dec 2, 2011.
Because i swear to god they multiple throughout the day in the back of my car !
Even after all these years i still have that recurring dream about delivering all day and the truck still full.
I couldn't agree more, they are worse than rabbits.
Please explain to me how the offspring can be larger at birth than the parent!
Wear some protection or at least get a girlfriend. Then again what you do in the back of your truck with the bulkhead door shut is none of my business------carry on.
Don't know about boxes getting pregnant, but I know Christmas lights screw around throughout the year when they are stored away. They get all tangled and that's not the way you stored them!!
I've impregnated the box twice. Just saying
you got what they call package fever.
I have witnessed boxes copulating. There was some packaging tape involved. The next thing I knew there was little boxlings running under foot. I had to scrub my mind afterward.
At least, you think it was you.....
They look like me but they are a lot smarter so there is some doubt.
When Misses bottomups was pregnant she used to tell everybody that the UPS guy did it to her!
Just assumed it was myself.
I think I'd like Mrs Bottomups. She sounds like she has a great sense of humor!
You know what they say about assume.
That's one long ass !! Is he a daschund ass??
It explains why some of the boxes have holes in the side. Thought they only did that with watermelons?
I SAW TO PACKAGES I ASSUME THEY WERE DONE DOING THE DEED. Because they were both smoking i called the center they said put a tote box over them give them privacy and keep going.
Maury!!!!! We need you!!
That right there was funny, I don't care who you are!
"The results are in!"
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