can the company interfere with my religion?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by anonymous6, Aug 21, 2011.

  1. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    my religion. soon to be made official.

    thall shall not work more than 9.5 hrs


    more commandmants to follow
  2. Harry Manback

    Harry Manback Robot Extraordinaire

    Maybe you could get your twin to work any hours over 9.5?
  3. hellfire

    hellfire no one considers UPS people."real" Teamsters.-BUG

    yeah,, its getting nutty isnt it ? I have not had a under 10 hr planned day in 4 weeks and yes im a runner but everyone in my group is in the same boat
  4. BrownArmy

    BrownArmy Well-Known Member

    Better chance driving with a beard.
  5. Jones

    Jones fILE A GRIEVE! Staff Member

    I want that brown turban!
  6. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    thall shalt not be a runner
  7. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Ummm, I want the "Thou shalt not work over 8" plan.
  8. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    can't you see i already have a beard?
  9. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    thall shalt not be greedy
  10. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    my religion will have 10 commandments ( all will greatly benefit UPSers ) Since this is a religion the company can not dispute them.

    all followers will be required to tithe 10% of their earnings. I wonder if the company will help me set up automatic withdrawals from paycheck like they do with union dues.
  11. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Awesome. Lay it on us, Father Orangputeh!
  12. anonymous6

    anonymous6 Guest

    i'll take suggestions, my son. ( please call me Prophet OP )
  13. Bubblehead

    Bubblehead My Senior Picture

    She wishes.