Can this day get any better?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by sandwich, Mar 25, 2020.

  1. Shift Inhibit

    Shift Inhibit He who laughs last didn't get it.

    Grip tape
     
  2. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Nice socks, must be top rate wearing them with pants and all. Bet you drive a Lambo to work and have your own parking spot
     
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  3. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    Do you tuck your pants into your socks?
     
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  4. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    You definitely get enough fiber in your diet!
     
  5. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Capris, it’s the new uniform for our millennial workforce.
     
  6. Two Tokes

    Two Tokes Give it to me Baby

    Got to smell that all day
     
  7. Ghost in the Darkness

    Ghost in the Darkness Well-Known Member

    I was also going to comment about the socks, why wear them out when wearing pants?!
     
  8. Netsua 3:16

    Netsua 3:16 Stop being a little bitch

    Stepped in a nice pile the other day right in the middle of the sidewalk in a luxury apartment complex. I was carrying a box of dog food. I almost ni1 AP’d the whole building
     
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  9. Netsua 3:16

    Netsua 3:16 Stop being a little bitch

    One of those new 6’s??? Those things are a double edged sword; turn like a mother but no power whatsoever, feels like a stalling go cart when I try to accelerate
     
  10. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    It’s a new 8
     
  11. Netsua 3:16

    Netsua 3:16 Stop being a little bitch

    Oh you mean a P1? Same damn thing basically
     
  12. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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    Yuk.
     
  13. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    Yeah it’s like a foot shorter than 1
     
  14. JustDeliverIt

    JustDeliverIt Active Member

    If you can enter the building, deliver the packages to each individual apartment. Walk that through the entire building, they'll clean up after themselves real quick next time rather than smell that everywhere.
     
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  15. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    My apts take a sample and send it to a lab. They send back who's dog it is and fine them.

    Ever since they started doing that a few years back everyone picks up their dog crap.
     
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  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    We need a poop charm.

    @cheryl this is priority!
     
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  17. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Give him a break. Lol.
     
  18. watdaflock?

    watdaflock? Well-Known Member

    Watch where you are going.

    Hope this helps.
     
  19. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    No room.

     
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  20. KingofFluff

    KingofFluff Well-Known Member

    The feeder man is not fat enough
     
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