Dating customers

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Works909, Dec 1, 2018.

  1. Works909

    Works909 New Member

    I've been delivering in my personal vehicle for a few days now, is it normal for women to hop in your vehicle? I'm not the best looking dude but two women have jumped in my van already.
     
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  2. clipperman

    clipperman Member

    Is it the same van I seen in front of my house that had “Free Hugs” spray painted on the side of it?
     
  3. Works909

    Works909 New Member

    No spray paint on my rig
     

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  4. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    I don't believe you
     
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  5. clipperman

    clipperman Member

    Have you ever taken it off some sweet jumps?
     
  6. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    You sure they’re women?
     
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  7. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Dwight Howard told him they were...
     
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  8. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    They identify as women.

    Isn't that enough?
     
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  9. badpal

    badpal Active Member

    Your lucky, i just get dogs and cats and an occasional goat.
     
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  10. badpal

    badpal Active Member

    But no, best not date anything that jumps in
     
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  12. Box Ox

    Box Ox Well-Known Member

    Can’t just :censored2: the first animal you see, eh?!
     
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    You’re*


    Hope this helps
     
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  14. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    It’s worked for @Turdferguson relatives for years.
     
  15. john chesney

    john chesney Well-Known Member

    Probably hookers or ups management checking on you. Both charge about the same but the hookers are better looking
     
  16. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    The ladies try to hop into my van all the time.
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  17. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Dating customers is frowned upon.
     
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  18. gman042

    gman042 Been around the block a few times

    Stay away from the ladies
    Their husbands might take exception to your attention
     
  19. burrheadd

    burrheadd KING Of GIFS

    That’s a shaggin wagon

    Chicks can’t resist

    Just go with it
     
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  20. Poop Head

    Poop Head Lovin' every minute of it!

    Banging customers is a cornerstone of being a ups man. Didn't they teach you that in driving school?
     
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