iraq has fedcam (federal camel) delivery. their slogan is when you need it this year or the next, we are in no hurry, camels only go one speed. they were working on a next day delivery service, but the camels did not like being strapped to a missle. last i heard their part times were up in arms, seems their job description changed (due to cost cutting measurs), now not only do they have to load and load camels, but now they have to clean up after them. the delivery sups never have to worry about missed packages, miss one and they lope off your head, 2 misses and sup gets his head removed. when you retire you get to keep your worn out camel for those years of service.
camels are good eating for those golden years.