Donald Trump Says Windmill Noise Causes Cancer

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Indecisi0n, Apr 7, 2019.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member



    During his speech at the National Republican Congressional Committee dinner, Trump said:

    If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75% in value. And they say the noise causes cancer.

    It's unclear who they are in terms of the people who say the noise from windmills causes cancer, but it's certainly not scientists. Trump didn't provide any factual evidence to this claim, but he did add that birds don't like the noise and said:

    If you loved birds, you'd never want to walk under a windmill again.

    A 2014 study found that wind turbines aren’t even close to being the biggest bird killers; that honor belongs to cats, which kill more than 2 billion birds a year in the US and Canada, followed by cars and power lines, which together kill more than 600 million. Wind turbines kill about half a million birds every year, according to the study, less than 0.25% as many as cats do. Some wind turbines have also been redesigned to be shorter, keeping out of birds’ migration and feeding paths.

    Donald Trump has always been vocal in his passionate hatred of windmills
     
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  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

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  4. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain IE boogeyman

    it's obvious he was joking
     
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  5. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The Hamptons are windy. How many wind farms there? How about Massachusetts, how many by the Kennedy's estate?
     
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  6. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The Hamptons are windy. How many wind farms there? How about Massachusetts, how many by the Kennedy's estate?
     
  7. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Just a turd

    The only thing obvious about him is he is an idiot with little or no self control
     
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  8. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Lol. He keeps winning. Reelection here we come.TrumpWinning.jpg
     
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I wonder if insurance companies will pay for wind cancer .
     
  10. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Oops, not so green
     
  11. MyTripisCut

    MyTripisCut Jersey Wiseguy

    That grass does look brown.
     
  12. silenze

    silenze Lunch is the best part of the day

    Everything causes cancer. Especially browsing brown cafe
     
  13. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  14. sailfish

    sailfish Hakuna Matata

    I've always found them fascinating for some reason, so long as they weren't ruining a particular view.

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  15. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Those things are huge but you don't realize how big until you get close to one.
     
  16. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    They will damage the clouds .
     
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  17. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    The whole Columbia Gorge landscape has been destroyed by hundreds of those things.
     
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  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Windmill blades can also cure cancer.....stand closer!
     
  19. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amateur Malthusian

    Every time I go through the gorge area, I wonder how it would look at night if a light were on the end of one blade on each mill.
     
  20. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Especially if one had enhanced his senses with certain chemicals.