Ever since I started this job I drink way more

[MyTripisCut]

I never got made fun of but I was the same way except it was vodka.


Easier to get women to drink it and make bad decisions.

@Operational needs knows what I'm talking about.

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What the hell is going on in here?!?!

 

[Rack em]

Nobody with a penis considers coors light a alcoholic beverage so I think you're safe.

@silverbullet2893

 

[542thruNthru]

What the hell is going on in here?!?!

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

No I haven't.. but I have had a shower tequila body shot.

I don't know if that means I have a problem or I'm just effing a man.

Damn, that autocorrect is working overtime...I took care of it for you.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

I didn't have my first drink until I had 22 stops left today, I feel like I'm doing ok.

 

[542thruNthru]

Damn, that autocorrect is working overtime...I took care of it for you.

I was honestly surprised @Brownslave688 didn't make that joke when I posted it.

Thanks for not letting me down.

 

[Brownslave688]

Nobody with a penis considers coors light a alcoholic beverage so I think you're safe.

Oh no @silverbullet2893

 

[Grey]

 

[Two Tokes]

Booze = bad
Smoke = good

My man!

 

[watdaflock?]

Hope this helps.

 

[Indecisi0n]

 

[churn n’ burn]

Just don't become the guy who comes into work red faced and sweating because he was drunk the night before and can't wait to get off so he can have his next drink.

 

[clean hairy]

Smirnoff! Geez don't you have any self respect.

At least go with kettle one or at the very worst Absolute.

Smirnofff... SMH

At least it is not Blatz or Schlitz, or worse yet, quite old Billy Beer (if anyone remembers without looking it up)

 

[barnyard]

The 1st step is admitting you have a problem.

I have been sober for a while. In my experience, if a person has to justify how much they drink to an alcoholic, they probably have issues.

 

[Indecisi0n]

The 1st step is admitting you have a problem.

I have been sober for a while. In my experience, if a person has to justify how much they drink to an alcoholic, they probably have issues.

So you haven't been fun for a while ?

 

[542thruNthru]

So you haven't been fun for a while ?

 

[Jones]

Just don't become the guy who comes into work red faced and sweating because he was drunk the night before and can't wait to get off so he can have his next drink.

We had a guy who would just sleep in his car in the parking lot, in his uniform. Stumble in the next day all bleary eyed w/ bedhead, reeking of liquor so bad no one could stand next to him at the pcm.

 

[barnyard]

So you haven't been fun for a while ?

If you need alcohol to have fun, you may have a problem.

 

[rod]

The 1st step is admitting you have a problem.

I have been sober for a while. In my experience, if a person has to justify how much they drink to an alcoholic, they probably have issues.

So how do you like always being the designated driver now?

 

[barnyard]

So how do you like always being the designated driver now?

Way more fun than I would have thought. Plus, plus, if I am a DD, I drink for free.