Jackburton
Gone Fish'n
Step one, get laidI hear that family life is almost nonexistent working as a FT driver. Is this true? I’m 21 years old, single but I do have aspirations of starting a family some day. If I do take this route, how much family time should I expect?
Step two, get her knocked up
Step three, marry her
Step four, divorce her for sleeping with the RPCD that’s off on Saturday’s while you’re working as a 22.4 driver.
Step five, pay child support at your FT 22.4 driver rate which can barely support your E class payment and condo.
Congratulations, you now have a family that works with your schedule.
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