Farts

[MarvelousMunata]

Depends how much you been drinking.

Not a drop

 

[Indecisi0n]

Not a drop

You sound fun.

 

[542thruNthru]

You sound fun.

How could you!!

 

[Poop Head]

Bump

 

[Rack em]

Bump

Is it snowing?

 

[Indecisi0n]

Sticking thread

 

[Poop Head]

Bump

Not here. Maybe in Maple Grove

 

[Indecisi0n]

As I get older the fear of wet farts grows.

 

[tourists24]

As I get older the fear of wet farts grows.

Well they’re a coming. The official old age rite of passage

 

[Indecisi0n]

Well they’re a coming. The official old age rite of passage

When you check your underwear and see everything is dry it's a great feeling.

 

[tourists24]

When you check your underwear and see everything is dry it's a great feeling.

Hey I used to go commando. Now I HAVE to wear underwear just in case. Dark colors only too ,,,, just in case

 

[Poop Head]

As I get older the fear of wet farts grows.

Serious as a fart attack

 

[Indecisi0n]

Serious as a fart attack

Just can't push hard and fast like I use to. Now it's nice and slow just to make sure nothing it's trying to escape that shouldn't be.

 

[Poop Head]

Just can't push hard and fast like I use to. Now it's nice and slow just to make sure nothing it's trying to escape that shouldn't be.

And sometimes something still squiggles out!

 

[Indecisi0n]

And sometimes something still squiggles out!

I know! It helps if you rock up on one cheek at an angle. Facing straight now and pushing puts gravity in control, not a good thing.

 

[Future]

 

[Rack em]

I can smell it through my phone.

 

[Indecisi0n]

During the summer is the worst. False alarms every few hours !

 

[Covemastah]

Or how about when you do it in bed and put the blanket over the wife’s head.....good times.

Dutch Oven

 

[Indecisi0n]

Dutch Oven

Or when you Dutch oven yourself !

Come on, who's with me ?
..... No one ?