Favorite Comedy Skits

[cachsux]

My favorite 8 tracks was a Mamas & Papas one and a Three Dog Night one. Yes, I've experienced more modes of music than you. 45, 33 1/3 and 78's.......no those aren't calibers of bullets.

So, do you know what these are ??

Sure, those are pasties that strippers wear. Are you trying to tell us you have a new hobby?

 

[moreluck]

Pasties !!!

 

[PT Stewie]

I don't get any respect..........

 

[PT Stewie]

 

[moreluck]

When we were newly weds, I used to get a serving of ice cream and tease hubby...."I got some ice cream, you want my ice cream.....you have no ice cream cause you on the welfare.

Then much much later, when Miss Congeniality came out & I would imitate Sandra Bullock with the same tune only said, "You know you love me, I think you love me, you want to Kiss me. You remember that scene?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Speaking of Sandra Bullock, what in the hell is Jesse James thinking?? He would rather be with the tattooed Cat than with Sandra? I don't get that one.

 

[DS]

 

[The Blackadder]

The dead parrot bit on monty python.... classic.

Also the black knight.

 

[moreluck]

Birds of a feather......