I live in Florida and have gunned down three people on three separate occasions without being charged for any crimes.
My secret?
It’s called “stand your ground”; just say “he’s coming right for me” before you start throwing your guns in the air, and buck, buck, bucking like you just don’t care.
The last time I shot someone was at a two star hotel (Fedex interline), and another person was reaching for the last donut at the free breakfast buffet.
I yelled out “he’s coming right at me,” and shot his ass.
After the police arrived, they asked me if he was “coming right at me.” I informed them that he was, and I was allowed to enjoy the last donut that was rightly mine under state law.