Flatten the curve

[Indecisi0n]

No curve here. It’s pretty straight.

 

[BSWALKS]

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Good morning nemesis.

 

[Future]

 

[Wally]

The kicker is going crazy the way they keep moving the goalpost. It like wack-a-mole.

 

[Wally]

Official request for @Future to continue wearing a face covering, even if its not mandated.

 

[Poop Head]

Dayyyyummm son! Where you been? Locked down good I bet.

Yeah, they just let us start using the internet again here. Also, we werent allowed to think about bald eagles and assault weapons, as well.

 

[Poop Head]

You spelled speech wrong in the tags.

Its correct. Im spelling fluid niw

 

[MECH-lift]

Cant wait till they blame the spring breakers in Florida for another “outbreak”

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Has it been two weeks yet??

Where you're sinking mask, if not for safety just be courtes to the rest of us so we'll have to look at your face

 

[Poop Head]

Fast forward 20 years. "Epidemic of respiratory problems in 25-40 year olds sweeping the nation."

 

[MECH-lift]

absolutely ridiculous all these welfare bums are getting full stimulus checks while we get $0

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

absolutely ridiculous all these welfare bums are getting full stimulus checks while we get $0

You should have gotten married

 

[MECH-lift]

You should have gotten married

too many divorced guys at work ..

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

too many divorced guys at work ..

Because they don't know how to deliver the package?

 

[Poop Head]

You should have gotten married

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy

I hope you get married

 

[upser2020]

You didn't get a stimulus?

 

[Poop Head]

You didn't get a stimulus?

Not when youre married. Maybe on your birthday, if you play your cards right

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

You didn't get a stimulus?

The only stimulus he gets is from himself

 

[dudebro]

peak covid i was dying on average 6 times a day. now that perfectly healthy people are lining up to have their dna altered, i'm dying on average only once per day, so at least i've got that going for me.

The vaccine is fine. The chip stops moving around in your arm after a few hours and settles somewhere.